oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:erLLf.48106$K42.15419@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> oldmadbadger wrote:
>>
>>> my feeders used to warm the pot first but it only made the papers
stick
>>> together, so now they confine themselves to poaching crack squirrels
and
>>> serving them on toast
>>>
>>> Catalina XXX
>> Note: Horse chestnuts do not have any narcotic effects (despite their
>> equinine content). They may contain nuts, though.
>>
>> Smoking a crack squirrel isn't as rude as it sounds.
>>
>> What a waste of £30.
>
> here's another tip from a well seasoned fool badger ...
>
> hoegaarden, just say no, kids it makes no sense and neither do i after a
few
> pints of this foul smelling belgian precipitate masquerading as beer,
the
> perpetrators of this heinous brew should be indicted for war crimes
along
> with radovan karadic, (and blair, bush, putin, zemin, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
...)
And yet, it is the only beer I can tolerate, in the sense that it is the
least offensive of all the beers which are without exception watered
down urine from the Devil's own satanic herd of hamsters, extracted in
the 9th circle of hell by amputees who failed to fill in their tax
returns on time.
How perverse is that? Still, it takes all sorts to make a world, except
road crossing attendants (or whatever they're calling lollipop ladies
these days) who are the career equivalent of an appendix and would
definitely be on the 'B' Ark.
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