"Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> cips wrote:
>
>>>> badger XXX
>>>> a veritable instant font of self serving claptrap, just add cheap red
>>>> wine
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Cheap? That cost me all of £3.99 from tesco.com ........ lordy!
>>
>> Divine summed up badgers thoughts on this sumtious red. Jilly went on
to
>> praise the flowery taste of this true champion wine commenting on
"..all
>> those lovely floral scents." "It's like sitting by an open window and
in
>> streams the garden.." She naturally noticed the presence of elderflower
>> which is im****tant to the flowery taste, and finished by prasising the
>> "glorious...lilting honey quality. It is divine, I'm going to be
drinking
>> lots of this.
>
> Winos can get quite poetic about their tipple, can't they? I've seen
many
> a piss-stinking drunk cradling a bottle of rotgut like a newborn babe,
> crooning soothing lullabies and promising eternal love.
>
> The problem with wine is when people take it seriously and treat it as
> anything other than something that gets you sloshed. Who cares what it
> smells like? And as long as the burning and stomach cramps wear off the
> next day, it can taste like Eva Braun's unwashed gym knickers for me.
>
> A cheeky bottle of the '44, anyone?
aye, such is the depth of my consumerist philistinism that my favourite
wine
is whichever one has the label "£2.00 off now only £5.99"
and i think you'll find the aforementioned gym knickers are currently for
sale on ebay ...
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