Aye, this cold weather can have a terrible effect on body parts. I have
a couple of saucy bookends from Victoria's Secrets if you need any
special sup****t. They're lambs in nowt but stockings and Everton ****rts,
and if you use the plug-in, they give off a scent of Jean-Paul
Gaultier's Menthe Pour Deux.
I'm sure you have compatriots here who have a decoder ring ...this makes
no sense to people. If you want to reply to something I said, go ahead,
say it. Like you're a grown up, pretend.


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