Re: Top Tips For Troll Hunters

oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
> news:l5ABf.8738$Rw6.1296@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
>>oldmadbadger wrote:
>>
>>>in my humble opinion ... the arctic monkeys may be the saviours of 
>>>english pop music and i urge you all to listen to their debut album
>>
>>Oh...seeing as you were so convincing, I may move slightly off my chaise

>>longue and gesture to my butler to download something with an
appropriate 
>>Verdi slant.
>>
>>
>>>badger XXX
>>>"pretty ****in' far from nice"
>>
>>Glad to hear it. I'm concentrating on empowering my energies into
apathy, 
>>neutrality and indolence (with possible expansion into deep-vein 
>>thrombosis and haemhorroids) at the moment.
>>
>>Fingers crossed for pulmonary embolism in '07 xxx
> 
> 
> i have an ear infection and an inflamed disc at the bottom of my spine
this 
> week so i will be mainly eating my own young and barking like a seal
with 
> tourette's

This week I have an eye infection, so I will be mostly giving small 
children the evil-eye and being obnoxious to people and blaming it on 
constant discomfort.

> roll on alzheimer's so that i can ***** about not being able to afford
the 
> treatment ...

I'm 83 you know. I once knew a young Polish pilot in the Blitz called 
Alzheimer. I told him all I had was dried eggs, but he soon changed that.

> oh, and i take it all back about the lovable sheffield moptops, they've 
> become far too popular in the last 24 hours, so my tip for the top today
is 
> gogol bordello ... think ukrainian pogues with a full set of teeth and
you 
> 're there ...

Touche. I riposte with Tak To Chodi, Czech punk in tu-tus. They're ****, 
but if you're gonna rate bands by obscurity they're top of the hit parade.

> badger XXX
> "the counter-revolution's just begun" 

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I could watch these retro counters all day. I can't wait to see what 
happens when it gets to 99999.