oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" wrote:
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>>Aren't facts brilliant?! I can't usually be bothered with them, myself,
>>but they do look nice on the sideboard, don't they?
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> i use 'em as bookends to hold up me collection of shrunken heads
Aye, this cold weather can have a terrible effect on body parts. I have
a couple of saucy bookends from Victoria's Secrets if you need any
special sup****t. They're lambs in nowt but stockings and Everton ****rts,
and if you use the plug-in, they give off a scent of Jean-Paul
Gaultier's Menthe Pour Deux.


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