"Nexie" wrote and badger heartily agreed in a back-slapping demonstration
of "hail-fellow-well-met" false bonhomie ...
> No.1: Trolls thrive on attention, good or bad (although they mostly
> crave positive feedback - be warned, if you do this you may
> inadvertantly adopt a pet troll, and not the cute 1970's variety). If
> you really can't be bothered with conversing with life-forms lower than
> amoebas, just ignore them.
i know, i forgot rule no.1 ... forgive me father for i have sinned, i will
not stray from the path of righteousness again, but the road to hell is
paved with good intentions and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ...
so
if you meet an old woman (or one pretending to such age and gender) on the
road then scorn is the only appropriate response, let us pray before the
lesson endeth and remember to readjust your clothing before leaving the
confessional ...
>
> No.2 All trolls are unbelievably pathetic. You cannot go wrong by
> insulting them. They really do (or would like to do, if they weren't so
> repressed) the most extreme, bizarre, sickening things you can imagine,
> and worse.
please post pics of these activities, Cips and myself are considered the
most knowledgeable connoisseurs of the extreme, bizarre and sickening in
the
south lakeland region
>
> No.3 You can always tell when you've scored a hit when they reply to you
nitpicking pedant that i am, i thought no.3 should have ended here ...
you've scored a hit when they reply to you ...
damn, you just scored again ...
> and delete the text that hurt them; they're too dim and up their own
> backside to not reply, but it hurts them to repeat what they know is
true.
>
> No.4 Trolls usually are only capable of *trying* to hurt you through
their
> own miserable experiences, usually some neurosis developed in childhood
> that they really should have grown out of. What they accuse you of is
> usually some demon they are trying to exorcise from their own psyche.
oh d'accord, d'accord, mon ami
>
> No.5 Trolls are incapable of hurting you.
unlesss they stalk you with a twelve bore and gps satnav linked to the
chip
the fbi put in your head ...
sad bastard that i am, i was trawling the "invasion" website (no, honestly
i
was looking for the actors name who plays the sherrif, it was research, i
don't watch it, i have a life, i can read too, i don't need to watch this
kind of cheap badly acted crappily written cross between CE3K and OC ...
when's the next episdoe on ?) ... anyway there was a link to site which i
accidentally clicked on (the way you do ... curiosity killed the badger)
and
it was full, and i mean FULL of hundreds of stories from people who
believed
that the US government had planted things in their head, water, twinkies,
glove compartment, microwave whatever as part of some huge experiment into
mind control ... the X Files has a LOT to answer for ... and these people
seemed to be genuine( -ly delusional)... and the site linked to hundreds
of
other sites ... ad nauseam, a terrifying catalogue of mental illness which
quite shocked and awed me ... and then i spotted a link on one page to
"our
English friend" david icke ... so i gave up then :)
>Without fail, it will be a
> case of "pot calling kettle black". They do it to make themselves feel
> better (see 4 above).
>
> No.6 Trolls are stupid - if they were smarter, they'd sort their lives
> out and behave like human beings. You will always have the high ground
> in an argument with a troll, and for fun you can play "troll football"
> by leading them down whatever route you like with appropriately placed
> feed-lines.
>
> No.7 Most English-speaking trolls are American; this is not a racial
> thing, just a product of a larger population mass, such as
serial-killers,
> gun-related murders, etc. Pity them.
> (this rule is under review as certain anomalies are not accounted for)
also a greater access to the internet i think ... like through their tv
set
....
>
> No.8 A troll is their own worst enemy, the more they talk, the more they
> reveal what sort of person they are.
> "It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to
open
> it and resolve all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln (et al, see
> http://www.quotegarden.com/speaking.html
for similar quotes)
aside - for years i thought that was one of oscar's, i stand corrected,
and
i do like "correction" :)
>
> No.9 Trolls get very confused if you agree with them. They are looking
for
> a reaction (but see 1 and 6 above, depending on what outcome you wish to
> achieve).
oh i agree with you there ... oh ****, he's scored again ...
>
> No.10 Yeah, whatever, Loser.
>
> This is by no means an exhaustive list, there are other rules governing
> such things as why trolls are trolls, their obsessions and how to use
them
> against themselves, but that is another story.
>
> Nex,
> afei pet troll since 1995, and loving it.
can we form a Troll Hunting Society now ?
badger XXX
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