cips wrote:
> oldmadbadger wrote:
>
>> "IJM2006" <X-TP@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:$ndbyLAo7DxDFwrf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>
>>> In article <86udnUiQeIh9nVneRVn-rg@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Cynicor
<j.?.tru.p.i.
>>> n.?.?.?@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>>
>>>> Why don't you all just sit down with a nice cuppa and chat away your
>>>> differences? BIG HUG!
>>>
>>>
>>> That's the most sensible thing anyone here has said for ages. Shall I
>>> be Mother?
>>>
>>> I,JM
>>
>>
>>
>> i thought i recognised that strange figure lurking in the shadows ...
>>
>> "have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadows..."
>>
>> what do you do when your 19 year old son starts playing "jumping jack
>> flash" to you in the car on his mp3 player ? i didn't know whether to
>> laugh or cry .... so i threw him out at the next service station
>>
>> badger XXX
>>
> Anyway , dear heart , is this anyway to conduct a relation****p ?
> I know youre watching me ... "Look i can type without looking!"
> This is due to years of wasted hours typing on t'internet .,,,,,,
>
> I wonder what Nexie's msn address is , we could get together and have an
> izzard party . i could sleep with Nexie and slips could get neurotic
> ......... just like old times ...
>
> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
If I had a msn address, I would gladly share, but as I am an antisocial,
near-agorophobic recluse I limit my socialising to verbal abuse and the
occasional breaking of restraining orders.
You wouldn't do much sleeping, dearest...
I snore like a rutting wildebeeste and have nocturnal tourettes, but I'm
yours to do with whatever you will. Just don't wake me, sponge me down
and pull my jim-jams back up when you've done.
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