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Re: If Jesus Christ was President

by "WhateverItTakes" <KennedyTooDrunk@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 12, 2006 at 07:52 PM

Afraid of Jeb Bush are we?



-- 
"The other option, you pull out altogether," Kerry said. "Unacceptable.
You 
can't leave a vacuum. You can't leave a failed Iraq. You can't have the 
United States walking away from now-present Al Qaeda and other insurgents 
and pretend you're going to advance the war on terror."

John F. Kerry
<spartakus@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:1147477565.621072.120230@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Crescentius Vespasianus wrote:
>
>> If Jesus Christ was President, and he couldn't deliver cheap gas, he'd
>> be at 29% also.
>
> If you recall, certain religious leaders manipulated the civil
> authorities to put Jesus to death because he posed a threat to them.
> They probably said something like this:
>
>     "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but
>      if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we
> really
>      ought to go ahead and do it."
>
> Oh wait - that was Pat Robertson talking about Hugo Chavez.  Take your
> time to savor the irony.
>
> I'm not equating Chavez with Jesus, btw, or vice versa.
>
>> America runs on cheap gas and beer, and so forewarned
>> any politician who forgets that fact.
>
> Beer is cheaper than gas right now - do you know of any cars that run
> on beer?
>
>> I think Jeb would be the most appropriate successor to President Bush.
>> But Jeb must answer the question, what is your plan to get the cheap
gas
>> flowing again?
>
> I have two words about a possible Jeb Bush candidacy: Terri Schiavo.
>
 




 3 Posts in Topic:
Re: If Jesus Christ was President
"WhateverItTakes&quo  2006-05-12 19:52:46 
Re: If Jesus Christ was President
"Kyle Daulton"   2006-05-12 23:59:54 
Re: If Jesus Christ was President
ray <xxxrayted@[EMAIL   2006-05-12 23:29:28 

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