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WA****NGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- A nasty piranha attack occurred
in the executive swimming pool in
the Senate Office Building during
today's early hours..
The bodies of at least three
**** Senators and/or their mistresses
were found floating in the burgundy-
colored water.
"It was horrible, just horrible," said
a White House spokesman. "One
of the Senators had no ears, one
had no nose, one had lost his Love
Canal."
Investigators are stilll trying
to apprehend the person responsible.
for sneaking about a dozen of the
hungry little fish in the pool. However,
they have a good idea who did it and
already have left on a bus for Pennsyl-
vania.
The only real clue is a sign painted
on the wall of the pool complaiing
that the Senate "ain't doing a God-
damn thing about the soaring gasoline,
disel and oil prices."
It was accompanied by a nasty
picture:that the kiddies definitely won't
see on Sesame Street,
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