I hope this is not intellectual for you.
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Subject: Days of the Week
People look at all the items on their
to-do lists that didn't get crossed off, groan aloud,
and make themselves promises they won't keep.
Therefore the day is called:
Soonday.
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up
and realize it's a workday again
and the weekend is over, the secondt day of the week is called:
Moanday.
Many people are too busy to cook on the third day of the week
just open a can of beans. Hence the day is known as:
Tootsday.
By the fourth day of the week, people are wondering
when they can ever find the time
to get everything done this week that they need to,
hence the day is known as:
Whensday.
Too bleary to even count properly, people think it's only
Day Three of the week on the next day,
therefore it's erroneously called:
Thirdsday.
On the last day of the workweek, people often
go out "for a few" after work.
By the time they get home, they're too tired
to cook anything elaborate, so dinner is dairy.
bagels and lox, fish from the appetizing store
and just throw some eggs in a skillet.
That's why the day is known as:
Fryday.
And on the last day of the week - they rest and pray,
Saturday Night all the singles let loose.
There's a lot of sexual hijinks.
It's pretty obvious why the day is called:
Satyrday.
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