by "CountryStuff" <CountryStuff@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
May 15, 2004 at 09:56 AM
Please remove my group from future politics post..i really don't care about
them and would not like that in my group.
No Offence but i really have ask in many ways now to let you all know i am
not into the political post,
Thank you ~ CountryStuff
"needles" <briticanj@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:Pghpc.52659$Fl5.28419@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Well, actually, no I am not."
>
> Republican National Committee Convention Schedule 2004
>
> REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
> New York, NY
>
> 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
>
> 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
>
> 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
>
> 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
>
> 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
>
> 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
>
> 7:35 PM Freedom Fries served
>
> 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
>
> 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
>
> 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
>
> 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
>
> 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
>
> 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Cor****ations: The Government of the Future
>
> 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
>
> 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
>
> 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
>
> 9:30 PM break for secret meetings
>
> 10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
>
> 10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
>
> 10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk
Macho
> Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
>
> 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
>
> 10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration:
> New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt.
>
> 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
>
> 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
>
> 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
>
> 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
>
> 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
>
> 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
>
> 11:35 PM Blame Clinton
>
> 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
>
> 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
>
> 12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush
> as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord.
>
>
>
