It was a dark and stormy alt.fan.ducks, when lightning flashed and
"CountryStuff" <CountryStuff@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> roared:
>HAHAHAHAHA HELLYA!!! 'George Carlin for President" !!!
>"family" <britican@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>news:dafoc.27173$fE.8202@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
urban legend: http://www.snopes.com/language/do***ent/carlin.htm
it used to be source unknown, but the original author apparently
stepped forward and took credit here since the last time I'd checked
this one at snopes :) :
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm
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>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I
>> believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
>> level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in
>> touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart
>> American.
>> I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
>> does not entitle you to anything.
>> I believe that ! if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
>English.
>> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
>> than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
>> bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you
haven't
>> begun to be enlightened.
>> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
>> where they want to.
>> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
>> Jerry Springer.
>> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
>> when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
>> paying, paying ?
>> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I didn't wander forty years
>> in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
>> witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
>> So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
>> I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
>> Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part
>> of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
>> running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass
>> over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
>>
>> want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in
the
>> world for the next four years.
>> I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
>> crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
>> These people should be targets.
>> I believe that i! t doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
>> two parents.
>> I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's ***, and this
>> applies even if you are President of the United States.
>> And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you
>> are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>> We need our country back !
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