What! don't tell me you're another one of these foreign commie s*** are you
Curmudgeon?
Z.
"Curmudgeon" <briticanlankey@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> RESUME
> George W. Bush
> The White House, USA
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunk****t, Maine, in 1976 for
> driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
> and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
> record has been "lost" and is not available.
>
> MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
> refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
> By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
> duty in Vietnam.
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was
> a cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for US Congress and lost.
>
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
> bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
> went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal using
> taxpayer money.
>
> With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
> industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of
> Texas.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
>
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
> making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
>
> During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
> city in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
> in borrowed money.
>
> I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
> history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
> over 500,000 votes.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
> billion dollars per week.
>
> I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
> 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
> US stock market.
>
> I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
> period.
>
> After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
> security failure in US history.
>
> I am sup****ting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
> WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction).
>
> In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
> attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US
> President.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
> and that trend continues every month.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
> President in US history.
>
> I set the record for least number of press conferences of any
> President since the advent of television.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and sup****t a cut in
> duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
> shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
> mankind.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any President in US
> history.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> administration in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
> Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
> I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked,
> preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
> did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US
> citizens, and the world community.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
> in the history of the United States government.
>
> I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspector's access to US "prisoners of war"
> detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
>
> I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most
> cor****ate campaign donations.
>
> My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
> Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest cor****ate bankruptcy fraud in
> US history. My political party used Enron private jets and cor****ate
> attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my
> election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and
> Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money
> was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> investigating one of the biggest cor****ate rip-offs in history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center
> attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country
> in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
> I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
> (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
> security.
>
> I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
> Saddam Hussein to justice.
>
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
> library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president,
> attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable for public review.
>
> Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
>
> Send this to every voter you know.
>
>
>
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