On Apr 27, 10:29=A0am, Vicki <fuschia.godd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Apr 27, 10:38 am, Dean Hoffman <""dh0496\"@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
">
> wrote:
>
> <snippage>
>
> > =A0 =A0 =A0Maybe the kid needs to munch down a few hamburgers, hot
dogs,=
> > Polish kielbasa, and a steak or two. =A0A kolache or two wouldn't hurt
> > either.
> > =A0 =A0 I thought Imus was bragging one time about the I-brat running
> > several miles a day on the treadmill.
>
> He could also try a few pierogi along with the kielbasa. and some
> paczki for dessert. =A0)
>
> (Polack that I am, I need to push my native cuisine.)
>
> Since I have too much free time today - and am in NO mood to see the
> Sox blow another one (dudes, that piece of wood you're holding is
> called a Bat .... you are supposed to use it to hit the Ball,
> m'kay ??) - I decided to transcribe the Fourth Grader's entire menu.
> One thing I noticed - even though the menu is technically "healthy"
> and strictly "vegan", it's neither low-cal nor lowfat. - which could
> explain his chunkiness.
>
> That, or the Sabrett's hot dogs that I'd bet he sneaks in now and
> again. =A0("DaddyDaddyDaddy, Mom's in Boston .... can we eat some REAL
> food, PLEASE ????")
>
> Breakfast:
> 1/2 banana, sliced, with almond butter and carob chips, and 1/4 cup
> vanilla soymilk. =A0(Along with "viral remedies" and "bone and skin
> remedies".)
> AM snack:
> Carob soymilk, brown rice snaps and bean dip, strawberries and grapes.
> Dinner:
> Sauteed seitan (that's the "fake meat" they make that dreadful
> "Tofurkey" from), brown rice, kale, cole slaw, and Ka**** Go-Lean for
> dessert.
>
> She should be arrested for that last dessert entry. =A0Any one else here
> ever try that crap ? =A0Yeech.
>
> Vicki
I suddenly have a far more sympathetic view of the I-Brat. Me, I'd be
a mass-murderer on that diet. (arise, unite, Kill the Tofu!!!!)
wildrose, in moss green crocs
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