On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 13:08:57 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Richard Skull"
<mshotz@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Americans! We are supposed to be the "Rugged Individualists" who don't
>take crap off anyone. Except of course, other Americans!
>
>We are forced to suffer indignities like Pee-tests, outrageous
>searches at air****ts, long lines at Banks, poor service every wheres
>we go, and we just sit there and take it!
>
>Your Flight is cancelled, you are mad as hell, what do you do? You
>just sit down and pout, or send a mean E-mail to the Airline or the
>FAA.
>
>Last month, a flight in Argentina was cancelled, the passengers rioted
>and trashed the terminal!
>
>Now THATS HOW YOU GET THIER ATTENTION!
>
>Next time you suffer some poor service from and airline, restaurant,
>or Prostitute, just raise hell! Start a frigging riot and really let
>them know how you feel!
>
>Its the same with out politicians! In some nations, the President
>can't show his face because he/she will be dragged off and strung up
>from the nearest tree!
>
>Not here! Here the politicians treat us like serfs! They "rule" us! Or
>so they say.
>
>But the word Democracy is Greek for "People rule)
>
>Which means these assholes work for us! Not the other way around!
>
>So if Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, etc screwed up in Iraq, its
>our Right, Neigh! Our DUTY to kick them in the crotch so hard their
>testicles fly out their ears!
>
>Consider it their annual "Performance Review."
>
>We should be reading their e-mails, tapping their phone lines, putting
>them on "secret lists", not the other way around!
>
>I say we take a lesson from the Argentines and British Soccer
>Hooligans and tear up a few air****t terminals, Pubs and Italian Soccer
>fans! Its the only way "some" people can get it through their thick
>heads that we are tired of this crap!
>
>
That was perfectly timed, I was walking by the Taco Bell just a minute
ago, and they have this big electronic sign, and it says "HAVE A GREAT
DAY!" What the ****? Who do they think they are, telling me what to
do? And not only telling me what to do, but not even having the guts
to do it to my face! Oh no, that's too much work, no we will juフ
iピue commands from a diフance, and they had better liフen up!
Well **** YOU, TACO BELL! Not that I don't want to have a great day.
I like having great days. But that's not the POINT. ORDERING me to
do it takes all the fun out of it. Now if I have a great day, I will
be doing what some aピhole complete stranger Taco Bell manager TOLD me
to do, then I will be MIウRABLE, so now I CAN'T have a great day!
BECAUウ OF YOU, YOU ORDER-IゴUING, UGLY-GREEN-AND-ORANGE-SMOCK-WEARING
COMPLETELY RANDOM SON OF A *****!
now if he'd told me to have a no-pants day, that would have been
completely different.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Sup****t Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Just remember that the road of abnormality is
neither the path of the less beaten nor the
road not ****d; and that you can lead a whore
to Slack, but you cannot make a silkier knout
from a fig giver. Or kill me.
-- nu-monet
:: Currently listening to Ecclusiastics, 1961, by Charles Mingus, from "Oh
Yeah"
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