"Late Show with David Letterman":
"There's one guy who's very excited about the handover and that's
President
George Bush. He's thrilled about turning the power back over to Iraq. And
you know why? Because he's thinking of invading them again."
"Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the
part
where I get him deported.
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and
gives
people the finger.
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.
4. Not sure - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.
3. Where the hell was Spiderman?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!"
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Oh no! This must mean that Letterman's Anti-American!
-- "My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." -pResident George W.
Bush
