http://www.blacktable.com/chandler030529.htm
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DENNIS MILLER (2003): Look, I just think that as I get older, it's only
natural to come around to a more conservative way of looking at things. I
just don't want to live in a world where Bill Clinton is the good guy and
Rudy Guliani is the bad guy. And I've come to love George W. After 9/11, I
respect a guy who is going to go out and kick a little ass. I'm sorry, we
were attacked. Fire and sand make glass, and when we're done with Iraq it
should look like Superman's dad's apartment on Krypton.
DENNIS MILLER (1988): But as Stewart said -- you know, the guy who still
has
a show -- Iraq didn't attack us. It's as if, after Pearl Harbor, we went
after Australia. Hey, they're easy to find, have a central government, and
kangaroos won't put up much of a fight if you have enough tanks. Your
simplistic, reactionary logic is more suited to a caller on the Dr. Laura
Schlessinger Show than someone of my intelligence. Look, my appeal has
always been my ability to turn to the camera, wink and say "Are you folks
buying any of this shit?" Now you've made me the King of Assholia, to
quote
myself. What have you done to me? Jesus, your mind is growing in inverse
proportion to your prostate. You drove your career off the side of the
road
like Corey Feldman on an all-night crank and sterno binge, you feel as if
Hollywood has betrayed you because Bordello of Blood wasn't on "Ebert and
Roeper's eagerly-awaited video release list," and now you're running to
the
Republican teat. It's not the first time anyone's ever crawled up Rupert
Murdoch's ass in times of career difficulty, and it won't be the last, but
it will be the first time a member of the president's fan club will have
the
following quote on his resume: "George W. Bush surrounds himself with
smart
people the way a hole surrounds itself with a donut."
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