Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

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> > 	And your church doesn't recruit?
> 
> No.  We bring salvation to sinners and healing to the sick.

Your cult most certainly does recruit.  What do you think you do every
day here?

> > Maybe he used it the minute before while talking to his black friends.
But
> > that doesn't give you the right to use the term.
> 
> That word is very dirty.  If anyone Black or white uses it in our Holy
> Church they are called on it and can be punished.

More proof that you are a part of a cult.

> Queer is a different story.  It just means that you all are strange and
> perverted - which everyone agrees is true.

Everyone most certainly does not agree that it is true.  Only people
in your loony cult.

> > 	But you've obviously never lived across the street from a
> > faithful gay couple. 
> 
> They apparently all live on the East Coast - certainly not in New
> Sodom.

They do, you just choose to ignore them.

> I sure couldn't find none in Mississippi neither.

Same story.

> Maybe I should go visit Uncutsybear and Old Craig - but they would
probably
> try to poison me if I did.

*Chuckle*  You and your delusions.

> > 	Remember, all religious fundamentalists bomb abortion
> > clinics...
> 
> When's the last time that happened?  I can say for sure I saw two
> queers meet at a taco stand and have *** in the toilet.

Don't expect us to believe you, liar.

> I ain't sure whether no whoredom was involved - but I do know butt ***
was.  I
> could hear them a talking about it - and I could smell the distinctive
> odor of smegmatic butt ***.  It was VILE!

You have no idea what smegma smells like.  You only think you do.

> If you know where to look you can see that every day.

And I'm sure you go looking for it as often as possible.

> How many times A YEAR do them fetus murder shops get bombed?

Doesn't matter.  You fundies are always plotting and planning.  You
sup****t abortion clinic bombings, even if you say you don't.

> > What is the difference between "smegma" and "spooge?"  You normally
use the 
> > words interchangeably.
> 
> Oh no I don't!  Smegma is that cheesy stuff that uncir***cised men
> produces under their foreskins.  Some of them cleans it out three
> times a day - but there's plenty that doesn't.  There's a whole lot of
> foreskins that never gets drew back nor cleaned out.  So it just
> builds up 'til it falls out.

Smegma does not "fall out."

> And some men just shake the chunks loose or rub the biggest one's away
with
> their fingers when they go piddle.

Nor can you "shake the chunks loose."

> > 	But many hetero***ual women do. 
> 
> They will go to hell too!  Mouth *** is an ABOMINATION to God!

Nah, He likes it.  He thinks it's a great way to unwind.

> > why shouldn't we come up with a name for you that you find offensive -
but 
> > that does describe many hetero***ual women?
> 
> Mostly on account of it doesn't describe ME.

And yet you still use words that don't describe all homo***uals,
especially not the ones you talk to in this group.

> You all already call me a hypocrite and a bigot and an idiot and a brain
> washed cult member.  Ain't them enough names?

As long as you insist on painting all homo***uals with the same brush,
we will continue to come up with new names for you, Sister Bobble
Head.

> > 	Yes, that difficult course for 5-13 year olds...
> 
> I don't mean vacation Bible School.  I mean intensive Bible study.

Same difference.

> > 	ROFL! *** with a man hurt a lot more than *** with a woman.
> 
> That's on account of Steve was too big for you and you all obviously
> wasn't a doing it right.

No, it's because she's a lesbian.

> He didn't get you wet enough before a shoving it in.  I'll admit that
lesbian
> mouth *** ain't typically painful at first - but it spreads lots of
germs and
> gives you infections of the cranny.  The human mouth is very dirty.

It does nothing of the sort.

> > 	How would you know if anal *** hurts since you've never tried
> > it? 
> 
> On account of the men in the bushes almost ALWAYS said it hurt.

Bull****.

> The only one's that didn't say that was on dope - or dead by the time
they
> was a getting stuck.  I told you we sometimes found corpses down in
> them bushes - people that died during all the wild *** and was just
> left behind by their "loving" partners.  Do your so called "life
> partners" just forget about you when you die?  Remember the fifth F!

If they forget about their partners when their partners die, then they
weren't life partners.

> > And it only spreads disease if the partners aren't faithful to
> > each other. 
> 
> We went over that before.  Homo ***uals can't be counted on to be
> "faithful" to nobody.

Liar.  I know plenty of homo***uals that are faithful to their
partners.

> You never know what kindsa diseases they're a gonna have in their holes.

The same can be said for hetero***uals.

> > 	And you claim we "demand" life-partners. 
> 
> I'd say you all more often demand tricks that you can recycle when the
> thrills run out.

Why would homo***uals need to demand that?

> > If you don't think we should get what we want, why do you think we'll
give 
> > you what you want?
> 
> Well we certainly don't want nothing FROM you except to be left alone
> and not tricked into a signing that filthy gay agenda.  We already got
> marital bliss.  We just don't want none of you to mock it.

Well, everyone here wants to be left alone by you, and not tricked
into signing the filthy fundie agenda.  Looks like neither one of us
is going to get our way, HUH?

> > 	Amazing what LSD can do for you, isn't it? (Note: I have never
> > used LSD.)
> 
> Then how do you know?  I ain't never once touched NO illegal drug -
> and VERRRY few legal drugs.  I use Faith Healing - remember.

If you don't use LSD, it must be another type of hallucinogen.

> > 	Even the so-called "ex-gays" say they are still attracted to
> > the same ***.
> 
> Not once they've been properly exorcised.  Remember (if you can with
> what's left of your brain) that exorcism drives out demons.  Psycho
> therapy only sedates the demoniac.  Have you ever been lowered into a
> Holy S**** Pit?

The s**** pit does nothing but lets people know that they should keep
silent about their true attractions.

> > 	They just don't tell you that they are.
> 
> No - we do witch hunts and pervo purges.  Old Rufus and Burnin'-Dyke
> and Sun****ne tried to fool us but Thurgood found them all out and
> turned them loose.  Now they've ALLLLL got the AIDS.

Liar.  Sun****ne was not "turned loose."  She left of her own accord. 
And before I believe that they all have AIDS, I would have to hear it
from their own mouths.

> > 	<sarcasm> Isn't LSD wonderful...  <end sarcasm>
> 
> I wouldn't know.  Does old Sage drop acid?

Probably not, but I'll bet you take hallucinogens, whether you know it
or not.  It's probably just one of your repressed memories.

> A praying for you still yet -
> 
> 
> Sister Lurlean Tucker
> Gospel Wisdom Well

....Turning up nothing but sand.
 
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