Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> 	And your church doesn't recruit?

No.  We bring salvation to sinners and healing to the sick.
 
> 	We are gay, so we're allowed to use it. You calling us "queer"
> is like you walking up to a black man and calling him "n*gger." 

I don't think so.  Do Blacks chant in the streets that they are that? 
No!  But you homo's do - all the time - day and night.

> Maybe he used it the minute before while talking to his black friends.
But
> that doesn't give you the right to use the term.

That word is very dirty.  If anyone Black or white uses it in our Holy
Church they are called on it and can be punished.  Queer is a
different story.  It just means that you all are strange and perverted
- which everyone agrees is true.

> 	But you've obviously never lived across the street from a
> faithful gay couple. 

They apparently all live on the East Coast - certainly not in New
Sodom.  I sure couldn't find none in Mississippi neither.  Maybe I
should go visit Uncutsybear and Old Craig - but they would probably
try to poison me if I did.
 
> 	Remember, all religious fundamentalists bomb abortion
> clinics...

When's the last time that happened?  I can say for sure I saw two
queers meet at a taco stand and have *** in the toilet.  I ain't sure
whether no whoredom was involved - but I do know butt *** was.  I
could hear them a talking about it - and I could smell the distinctive
odor of smegmatic butt ***.  It was VILE!  If you know where to look
you can see that every day.  How many times A YEAR do them fetus
murder shops get bombed?
   
> 	You just confused me here. 

You've been that way for a long time - and I didn't have nothing to do
with it.

> What is the difference between "smegma" and "spooge?"  You normally use
the 
> words interchangeably.

Oh no I don't!  Smegma is that cheesy stuff that uncir***cised men
produces under their foreskins.  Some of them cleans it out three
times a day - but there's plenty that doesn't.  There's a whole lot of
foreskins that never gets drew back nor cleaned out.  So it just
builds up 'til it falls out.  And some men just shake the chunks loose
or rub the biggest one's away with their fingers when they go piddle. 
Real dirty women get smegma in their cranny's too.  Sometimes there's
just enough that you can smell it without actually a seeing none - but
it's still there.  Spooge - on the other hand - is a man's seed or
spunk.  It's supposed to be used to make baby's with - but queer men
use it to spread diseases.  A lot of gay men love the taste of both
spooge and smegma.

> 	But many hetero***ual women do. 

They will go to hell too!  Mouth *** is an ABOMINATION to God!

> Since you insist on using a nickname for us that many gays find
offensive, 

Then why do you all chant it so much?

> why shouldn't we come up with a name for you that you find offensive -
but 
> that does describe many hetero***ual women?

Mostly on account of it doesn't describe ME.  You all already call me
a hypocrite and a bigot and an idiot and a brain washed cult member. 
Ain't them enough names?

> 	Yes, that difficult course for 5-13 year olds...

I don't mean vacation Bible School.  I mean intensive Bible study.
 
> 	ROFL! *** with a man hurt a lot more than *** with a woman.

That's on account of Steve was too big for you and you all obviously
wasn't a doing it right.  He didn't get you wet enough before a
shoving it in.  I'll admit that lesbian mouth *** ain't typically
painful at first - but it spreads lots of germs and gives you
infections of the cranny.  The human mouth is very dirty.
 
> 	How would you know if anal *** hurts since you've never tried
> it? 

On account of the men in the bushes almost ALWAYS said it hurt.  The
only one's that didn't say that was on dope - or dead by the time they
was a getting stuck.  I told you we sometimes found corpses down in
them bushes - people that died during all the wild *** and was just
left behind by their "loving" partners.  Do your so called "life
partners" just forget about you when you die?  Remember the fifth F!

> And it only spreads disease if the partners aren't faithful to
> each other. 

We went over that before.  Homo ***uals can't be counted on to be
"faithful" to nobody.  You never know what kindsa diseases they're a
gonna have in their holes.

> Since you believe Thurgood is keeping it in his pants, you have no
reason to > fear anal *** with him.

I don't "fear" it none.  It's just a nasty abomination.  A truly
satisfied couple got no need for such a weird act.  Normal *** is
enough for any decent couple.

> 	And you claim we "demand" life-partners. 

I'd say you all more often demand tricks that you can recycle when the
thrills run out.

> If you don't think we should get what we want, why do you think we'll
give 
> you what you want?

Well we certainly don't want nothing FROM you except to be left alone
and not tricked into a signing that filthy gay agenda.  We already got
marital bliss.  We just don't want none of you to mock it.

> 	Amazing what LSD can do for you, isn't it? (Note: I have never
> used LSD.)

Then how do you know?  I ain't never once touched NO illegal drug -
and VERRRY few legal drugs.  I use Faith Healing - remember.
 
> 	Even the so-called "ex-gays" say they are still attracted to
> the same ***.

Not once they've been properly exorcised.  Remember (if you can with
what's left of your brain) that exorcism drives out demons.  Psycho
therapy only sedates the demoniac.  Have you ever been lowered into a
Holy S**** Pit?
 
> 	They just don't tell you that they are.

No - we do witch hunts and pervo purges.  Old Rufus and Burnin'-Dyke
and Sun****ne tried to fool us but Thurgood found them all out and
turned them loose.  Now they've ALLLLL got the AIDS.
 
> 	<sarcasm> Isn't LSD wonderful...  <end sarcasm>

I wouldn't know.  Does old Sage drop acid?


A praying for you still yet -


Sister Lurlean Tucker
Gospel Wisdom Well