Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

On 18 May 2004 17:41:05 -0700, Lurlean@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote:

>Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>...
>
>> 	So you only accept people who fit your little mold. You don't
>> want to save sinners. You just want to sit around and brag about how
>> wonderful you are. 
>
>What makes you think that? 

	You said so..."but if you wanna become a member of our Holy
Church you gotta follow a few hundred simple rules - no cussing, no
smoking, no drinking, no whoring around - and DEFINITELY no devil
wor****p nor queer lust."

>> 	I do have to admit, Sister L has an active imagination. :)
>
>I'm sure it ain't as active as your Hot Tongue though!

	You have no idea how "active" my "Hot Tongue" is... <chuckle>
  
>> 	So how do you explain people who know they are gay before they
>> every have "queer ***?"
>
>Temptation.

	But you said, "Somebody's got to introduce them to queer *** -
and then get them deeper into it." 

	So how do you explain people who know they are gay before
anyone has "introduced" them to "queer ***?" 

>> 	Oh, thanks for reminding me. I need to eat breakfast.
>
>Oh no!  I thought only hard core vampires drank menstrual tea!

	I was making a joke about the "eggy weggy's." Actually, my
breakfast was Berry Berry Cheerios with fresh blueberries and
blackberries and a glass of orange juice.

>> 	42. <g>
>
>That AIN'T the Cure.

	No, but it is The Answer.

>> 	Obviously, you are too sheltered to realize that "deep tissue
>> massage" is a standard technique and it NOT ***ual.
>
>That all depends on who's a doing it and how.  If a lesbian does it to
>a woman - it will almost certainly involve the Tongue! 

	So what about a gay man giving a woman a massage? Or a
straight woman giving a woman a massage?

>> 	Yes, that wonderful week long program for 5-13 year olds.
>
>My course lasted two years - and I'm studying on Level Three now.

	Well, Bible School does take a week every summer for 9 years.
Does that mean you are studying on the Second Grade level now?

>> 	Fine. Add my e-mail to your distribution list.
>
>Do you want me to send you a bill?  We don't give it away.

	Why not? Obviously, you have Internet access and Thurgood has
a scanner. E-mail is free. 

Bard Kesnit