Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:41:05 -0700, Lurlean@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Sister Bobble
Head) wrote in message
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> Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>> 	So you only accept people who fit your little mold. You don't
>> want to save sinners. You just want to sit around and brag about how
>> wonderful you are.
> 
> What makes you think that?  If you join a Church you got to obey the
> rules - don't you?  Otherwise why not just stay unchurched?  You'll go
> to hell either way if you don't OBEY the Lord and His Holy Scriptures.

Sorry, but she won't go to the Magical Being's flaming torture chamber.

>> 	I do have to admit, Sister L has an active imagination. :)
> 
> I'm sure it ain't as active as your Hot Tongue though!

Stop fantasizing about her!

>> 	So how do you explain people who know they are gay before they
>> every have "queer ***?"
> 
> Temptation.

Wrong.  Guess again.

>> 	Oh, thanks for reminding me. I need to eat breakfast.
> 
> Oh no!  I thought only hard core vampires drank menstrual tea!

Finally admitting what your cult members do?

>> 	42. <g>
> 
> That AIN'T the Cure.

No, but it is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

>> 	Except you have no explanation for people who are out before
>> they have ***.
> 
> They're just confused.

Wrong again.

>> 	Obviously, you are too sheltered to realize that "deep tissue
>> massage" is a standard technique and it NOT ***ual.
> 
> That all depends on who's a doing it and how.  If a lesbian does it to a
> woman - it will almost certainly involve the Tongue!  That's how demons
> get spread from one body to another.

You are just too funny!

>> 	Yes, that wonderful week long program for 5-13 year olds.
> 
> My course lasted two years - and I'm studying on Level Three now.

You must be a jean-yus!

>> 	Fine. Add my e-mail to your distribution list.
> 
> Do you want me to send you a bill?  We don't give it away.

You should.  No one in their right mind would pay for it.

> Deep in prayer -
> 
> Sister Lurlean Tucker
> A True Christian
> 
> It's time for me to see to Thurgood's supper right now.  I MAY be able
> to preach more later.  You and the witch have gave me a lot to read
> tonight - and I left the soup kitchen early to get my hair done.

We look forward to reading more of your looniness.

-- 
Lurlean Lie #7:
Bill Baker is all "for" queers and defends everything they do no matter
how
horrible or disgusting it is - even felching
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