Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

Bard Kesnit <vtcheme@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> 	So you only accept people who fit your little mold. You don't
> want to save sinners. You just want to sit around and brag about how
> wonderful you are. 

What makes you think that?  If you join a Church you got to obey the
rules - don't you?  Otherwise why not just stay unchurched?  You'll go
to hell either way if you don't OBEY the Lord and His Holy Scriptures.
 
> 	I do have to admit, Sister L has an active imagination. :)

I'm sure it ain't as active as your Hot Tongue though!
  
> 	So how do you explain people who know they are gay before they
> every have "queer ***?"

Temptation.
 
> 	I notice you asked nothing about lesbians in that question.

OK - who wants a moist muff shoved in their face?  Or carrots and
cu***bers used to probe your cranny - not to mention dirty fingers and
tongues.  Is that better?  OK - please send money.
 
> 	Oh, thanks for reminding me. I need to eat breakfast.

Oh no!  I thought only hard core vampires drank menstrual tea!
 
> 	42. <g>

That AIN'T the Cure.
 
> 	Except you have no explanation for people who are out before
> they have ***.

They're just confused.
 
> 	Obviously, you are too sheltered to realize that "deep tissue
> massage" is a standard technique and it NOT ***ual.

That all depends on who's a doing it and how.  If a lesbian does it to
a woman - it will almost certainly involve the Tongue!  That's how
demons get spread from one body to another.
 
> 	Yes, that wonderful week long program for 5-13 year olds.

My course lasted two years - and I'm studying on Level Three now.
 
> 	Fine. Add my e-mail to your distribution list.

Do you want me to send you a bill?  We don't give it away.

Deep in prayer -

Sister Lurlean Tucker
A True Christian

It's time for me to see to Thurgood's supper right now.  I MAY be able
to preach more later.  You and the witch have gave me a lot to read
tonight - and I left the soup kitchen early to get my hair done.