Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

On Tue, 18 May 2004 03:32:14 -0700, Lurlean@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Sister Bobble
Head) wrote in message
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> Matty <kaiwainz@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>...
> 
>> Doesn't exist so stop lying.
> 
> I don't never lie!  Who are you to say it doesn't exist?  Maybe it just
> ain't available down in New Zealand yet.

It's not available in the U.S., either.  I did a web search and a search
at Amazon.com, and neither turned up anything.

> It was wrote by a True Christian and is available in lots of True
> Christian book stores.

Care to point out which stores this secret book is available in?

> It's critical of New Zealand so I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't
> banned down there.

Sorry, New Zealand is not like your cult.

>> You have no book.
> 
> I got me a whole houseful of books.

Except for your imaginary book.

>> May I suggest that you visit www.govt.nz and actually *LEARN* about New
>> Zealand instead of making things up.
> 
> I didn't make nothing up.  I read it in my book just like I told you.

Prove that your fictitious book even exists.

> You just doubt everything I say on account of you're evil.

No, it's because you lie all the time.

> I trust what other True Christians publish.  My book says most people in
> New Zealand don't never go to church for instance.

Yet more proof you are an ignorant fundie Bobble Head.

>> Good lord,
> 
> Lord!  And don't call on the Lord unless you mean it.  He'll judge you.

LOL!  Good one!

>> are you one of those people who think that Jesus was black,
> 
> I know the Lord Jesus was a Black Jew.  The Holy Bible describes His
> hair as a looking like lambs wool.  Most of the Bible's Jews was Black.
> The white Jews started a coming in during the New Testament period.
> Judas was a white Jew.

You are really screwed up in the head.

>> England was ruled by black rulers etc. etc.?
> 
> No I don't believe that.  I do believe the so called royal family is
> deeply inbred and has some horse in them from cross breeding.  Just look
> at their faces.

Horse?  Humans and horses cannot interbreed.  It is scientifically
impossible.

>> (this group was on the BBC under "weird things in America")
> 
> That program shoulda been about queers - they're the weirdest things in
> America.

No, I'd have to say queers are very normal.  Especially when compared to
your cult.

> In Our Holy Church we only believe true things revealed to us by
> Almighty God thru His Faithful Servants like Father Holiness.

Father Lovebite has never talked to God, if he's feeding you the tripe
you're preaching in here.

>> Based on what evidence? provide the evidence to prove that there is
>> higher domestic violence in same *** relation****ps. No Bible, no "hell
>> fire and brimstone", give the facts based off an independent study.
> 
> Why should the study be independent?  I told you I believe in Divine
> revelations.  All them so called independent study's are deeply skewed.

Translation:  They don't agree with your cult.

> Here's some that might convince you...
> 
> http://www.web.net/~jharnick/violence.html
> http://www.psychpage.com/learning/library/gay/gayvio.html
> http://fatherless.net/gaydv.htm

Not likely.  All these say is that some gay relation****ps have violence in
them.  It's not surprising, considering that there are many straight
relation****ps with violence in them.

>> No, unlike you, most women in New Zealand have better things to do than
>> lie on their back pumping out one baby after another in quick
>> succession.
> 
> Well I ain't got to that chapter in my book yet - but I do know that
> Australian women ain't a having enough baby's to keep the current
> population a going.  I think that's on account of decent women don't
> wanna lay with no uncir***cised man and get none of his nasty smegma in
> them.  Then there's all the birth control pills and abortions that keep
> the birth rate down.  The foreign women down under will soon change the
> demographics in Australia and make it look more Oriental. Abortion is
> the murder of a living fetus naturally - and God has condemned murder in
> His Holy Book.

But God never condemned abortion, though.  In fact, fetuses are given very
little regard in the Bible.

> According to this chart - the birth rate in New Zealand has been going
> down a little during the last few years:
> 
> http://www.indexmundi.com/g/g.aspx?c=nz&v=25

*Very* little.

>> Well, if you're so "conservative" why not move over to Saudi Arabia,
>> you'll fit right into their little "kingdom of purity".
> 
> One day we will annex Saudi Arabia - but only after toppling its wicked
> government.  It is a thoroughly corrupt society that doesn't even allow
> True Christianity and True Judaism within its borders.

I'll just bet that's false.

>> What faith "healing devices", all you need is hands, a little holy
>> water and that's it.
> 
> Oh no!  We use the latest faith healing technology to probe body
> cavity's, analyze bodily fluids for the presence of demons and extract
> evil spirits from bodily orifices.  We need beds and convalescent homes
> for people that's a recovering too.

Don't forget the credit card machines.  Those are the most im****tant
devices to your cult.

>> what $2.95 for a broken leg? $4.85 for a broken jaw?
> 
> We charge based on your ability to pay.  Essentially you hand over your
> bank account to the Holy Church and they give you what you need to live
> on simply and humbly.

Exactly.  Your greedy cult just takes what they want.  Why can't your cult
just get by on what it needs to live simply and humbly?

>> I doubt you would be doing this or otherwise instead of ranting
>> on-line, you would be out "helping" in those "awesome community
>> projects".
> 
> I don't never rant.  I preach the True Gospel.

Yes, by ranting.

> That brings people into our healing centers.  I work there every day.

Obviously not often enough if you spend most of your time here.

>> Oh, that's funny, compared to most children, I had a great childhood.
> 
> You musta represed the memory of a turning all queer.

Yet more fundie fantasy bull****.

> Something traumatic had to happen to make you lust after hard
> ding-a-ling's.

Yeah, he was born.

> If you ain't had no queer *** yet - it's possible that you ain't really
> queer but just in the temptation phase.

Does that mean that before you had hetero***ual *** you were just in the
temptation phase?

>> Don't you know that it is unnatural to spend hours on end posting the
>> same crap over and over and over again onto the Usenet?
> 
> That's something YOU need to decide for your own self.  I preach the
> True and Full Gospel on Usenet.  I don't never post nothing worthless.

Except for the fact that everything you post is worthless.

>  I serve the Lord by a bringing sinners to Him in repentance.

You mean by brainwa****ng them to fundyism.

>> Great, and if God wants to punish me, good for him! let him bring out
>> his magic whip and spank me for all eternity then.
> 
> It will be worse than that.  If you turn completely queer and get into
> mouth or butt *** you will be condemned to the burning hell for ALLLLL
> eternity.  There won;t be no partying nor *** in any part of hell. Only
> the demons has *** - and it's painful to humans on account of they have
> spiky ding-a-ling's that spurt red hot goo on your tender flesh.  They
> also humiliate you during the act and stab you with their pitch forks to
> make it all hurt even more!

ROTFLMAO!!!  What an imagination you have!

>> Is that when they grab you dick and drill 100s of holes through the
>> foreskin?
> 
> No - we cut it off completely and rid you of filthy smegma forever. You
> will be so pleased to be foreskin free!

I would rather not be.

>> About as TRUE as using low fat milk in tea/coffee in a vein
> 
> Vein?  I hope they didn't teach you that in no university.

I hope they didn't teach you to use double negatives in Bible college.

>> hope to lose weight.
> 
> Up here they get the super sized everything and wash it down with a
> large Diet Coke.  That's supposed to absorb the calories - at least
> that's what all the fatso's thinks.

And that's exactly how true your preaching is.

> Deep in prayer for all sinners -

Too bad it has just the opposite effect.

> Sister Lurlean Tucker
> The WISDOM Well...

....which ran dry years ago.

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