Re: What's Love Got to Do With It? NOTHING!!!

On 15 May 2004 11:06:04 -0700, Lurlean@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Sister Lurlean
Tucker) wrote:

>"Anne Reynolds" <lesbyanne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:<1084558329.43085.0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
>
>> Why surely you should welcome everyone into a church!
>
>Initially yes - but if you wanna become a member of our Holy Church
>you gotta follow a few hundred simple rules - no cussing, no smoking,
>no drinking, no whoring around - and DEFINITELY no devil wor****p nor
>queer lust.

	So you only accept people who fit your little mold. You don't
want to save sinners. You just want to sit around and brag about how
wonderful you are. 

>otherwise known as the Lickety Split Island Girls.

	I do have to admit, Sister L has an active imagination. :)
 
>Somebody's got to introduce them to queer
>*** 

	So how do you explain people who know they are gay before they
every have "queer ***?"

>partner in the game - at least the first couple of times.  I mean -
>who wants somnething hard stuck down their throat or up their butt? 

	I notice you asked nothing about lesbians in that question.

>put precious little eggy weggy's

	Oh, thanks for reminding me. I need to eat breakfast.

>> who are searching for truth. 
>
>In that case we already found the Truth - and the Cure. 

	42. <g>

>On account of that's one of the devil's ugly lies.  Do you remember
>the first time you performed sapphistry with a woman?  She was
>probably your recruiter. 

	Except you have no explanation for people who are out before
they have ***.

>"deep tissue massage". 

	Obviously, you are too sheltered to realize that "deep tissue
massage" is a standard technique and it NOT ***ual.

>Bible school graduate.

	Yes, that wonderful week long program for 5-13 year olds.

>If old Bard wants
>to see the proof in print - she can subscribe to our Holy Church's
>newsletter "Kingdom Come!"

	Fine. Add my e-mail to your distribution list.

Bard Kesnit