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"I've never done
blow.
But I certainly enjoy the smell of it."
-King George The Deuce
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((___)) cDc GRAND IMPERIAL DYNASTY
[ x x ] Global Domination Update #30
\ / "A Special Message of Hope"
(' ') July 7th, 2004
(U) FOR IMMEDIATE
RELEASE
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* cDc HITS THE BIG TWO-ZERO * THE WHITE ROSE * PARIS FOR PREZ *
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SHORT FORM, TOP-DOWN STYLE WITH EZ BULLET POINTS:
* It's cDc's 20th anniversary. We rule, just ask us.
* Thus, we are hosting a very high-powered panel at 2600 Magazine's HOPE
conference in NYC on Saturday, July 10th at 6 pm.
http://www.the-fifth-hope.org/hoop/index.khtml
"CULT OF THE DEAD COW Hacktivism Panel
Eric Grimm, Sharon Hom, Dr. James Mulvenon, Oxblood Ruffin, Nart
Villeneuve
Over 40 years ago Marshall McLuhan declared that the Third World War would
be
an information war in which civilians and the military wouldn't be
particu-
larly distinguished. That vision has become a reality. Governments from
China to Zimbabwe have strangled access to information critical of their
regimes, often with the aid of American companies. And as quickly,
resistance
has sprung up to challenge that repression. Areas of op****tunity are
beginning to emerge as hackers, human rights activists, and the academic
community begin to join forces. This panel will explore the phenomenon of
state-sponsored censor****p and grassroots resistance from the political,
legal, technological, and human rights perspectives."
* We have new stuff out that you should leech.
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LONG FORM, WITTY SAGA STYLE by OXBLOOD:
All hell's a poppin'. Bill Clinton has released his magnum door stopper.
Dubya's learning to read. It's a great day for literacy. Michael Moore
is
promoting Fahrenheit 9/11, his meditation on Presidential facial tics.
And
not to be outdone, Al Quaeda lensmen are doing boffo in the blood and guts
department. Kind of like a low budget Mel Gibson film, but we digress.
The
Wa****ngton press corps couldn't be more outraged. OUTRAGED we say.
Normally the fourth estate is too busy reprinting Whitehouse bumf to
notice
reality. But hark, there's a stench of glory in the air. We're in an
election year. Yay! Rock the vote. Free drinks. Ugly t-****rts. Kiss
my
blog. The right wants Tubby Moore's guts for lunch, and the left wants to
light Ann Coulter's thong on fire. It's mourning in America, and Ronnie's
all
gone. Sniff. But who gives a stinking brownie?
!!! BECAUSE IT'S THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY !!!
Now is the time to reflect on the things that truly matter. Like world
peace,
human rights, and kissing our Big Cow Ass.
We were hacking .mil networks when you were skipping to school with jam on
your face. Pron. We invented the word. BO2K. Can anyone say Magic
Lantern?
Publi****ng. cDc is the first e-zine ever, and free on the Internet since
1993. Hacktivism. We invented that word too, noun and verb. We go where
we
want. We say what needs to be said. We do what needs to be done. And if
anyone has a problem with that, refer to paragraph four.
We've been doing our best to keep free speech alive and kicking. From day
one
the cDc has been stretching the limits of the 1st Amendment. And when
Internet censors have erected firewalls around entire nations, our pals at
Hacktivismo have done their bit to move more information around. Not that
keeping the Internet free is an easy task. When you've got companies like
Cisco and Websense ex****ting censor****p from America, it kind of makes you
wonder who the bad guys are. Whatever. **** 'em.
It's been twenty glorious years. We've won a few, lost a few. But
through
it
all we've stayed on course. We'll outlast any and all comers, laughing at
dotcom pretenders, and making prank calls to the Offal Office. Fear us,
we're embedded. And check out our new stuff. Certified to change your
life
and make you employee of the month.
This batch of text articles features the greatest German krew of all, The
White Rose. In this time of turmoil - with elections and bombs and a lazy
ass
press - it's nice to look back to a group that made a difference. The
White
Rose were German students who led a passive resistance movement against
Hitler. They lasted eighteen months before they were caught and
guillotined.
We thought you'd like to learn about these heroes and read the six
pamphlets
they published. Holler.
And last but not least, if all of this political business bores the balls
off
you, there's always Paris in springtime. Or preferably fall. Write in
Miss
Paris Hilton for President this November if the current crop of boners
isn't
to your taste. She may lack experience, but anyone who can take a phone
call
and hump at the same time deserves a second look. Effective leader****p is
all
about multitasking. Run, Paris, run!
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S U C K E R NEW RELEASES S U C K
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382:"Neophyte's Guide To Peepshow Booths" by Delchi. (Or: How To Be A
Deviant Perv, Old-Skool Style!)
383:"Lineage and Development of the Modern Chopsticks Wrapper" by DilDog.
A fascinating exposition.
384:"Hacktivism, From Here To There" by Oxblood Ruffin. The baudfather
recounts the birth and beginnings of hacktivism. Delivered at a
hacktivism workshop at Yale University Law School, and now available
to
you punks.
385:"Black Collectors Of White Memorabilia" by Dark Sorcerer. Race
matters,
to Cornel West and everyone else with a brain. An examination of
culture, identity, and disturbing memorabilia. What's in your
collection?
386:"By Any Other Name: An Introduction To The White Rose" by Oxblood
Ruffin.
387-392:"Leaflet I-VI" by The White Rose.
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***y Conservative Alert: Ann Coulter's slammin' Eva Braun impersonation on
the
Capitol steps - http://www.townhall.com/acimgs/webimages/annblack.jpg
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"We make hardcore jams, so **** respect..." -Eazy E
255:"Evil Clown" by funnyman Hugh Gallagher. Kooky west-coast pfunk style
hiphop, with a nice moral for the kidz.
256:"Dead Cow Kicks Ass" by CULT OF THE DEAD COW. As performed live at
2600
Magazine's HOPE 2000 conference in New York City.
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8:"The Splendor Of Future-World cDc For You!!" by Myles Long.
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_Saugus to the Sea_ by cDc member Bill Brown, Smart Cookie Publi****ng.
"When
Billy discovers a network of antique underground sprinklers in the town
of
California City he is plunged in a world where nothing is what it seems.
Soon Billy is investigating the missing Saugus to the Sea road, the
shady
goings-on at the Caltech Earthquake Hotline and a mysterious cabal of
Arbor
Day anarchists intent on turning Hollywood Boulevard into a forest
preserve."
Cool Beans Magazine, Issue #15 from Cultee Matt Kelly. "Truck Truck
Truckin
edition, details his experiences learning how to drive a big rig. Kelly
touches on trucker culture, truck stops, Wisconsin, Waffle House, and CB
lingo."
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Thanks to the following items of influence this time around:
FOOD: pasta & tuna
BLOG: Raymi The Minx
MUSIC: Kelis, Kanye West, Dark Tranquillity, Mindy Moore
PLATFORM: OS X
DESIGNER: Annie Thompson
BEVERAGE: Caparina
THE NEW BLACK: The old black
PLACE TO BE SEEN: Roosevelt Bar, Munich
Fools better recognize: CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a gift to the ***xxy
people
of
this world and a trademark of cDc communications. Established in 1984,
cDc
is
the most-accomplished and longest-running think tank in the computer
underground, inventor of the e-zine, and ground zero of hacktivism. All
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You need our hot body of work, you know you do. Find it at the cDc Global
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xoxoxo,
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