Nice one from DilDog the ermm ..."astute chopstick geneologist".
cDc paramedia: text #383-03/11/2004
Chinese Glonous History and Cultual
The Lineage and Development of the Modern Chopsticks Wrapper
by DilDog
"This do***ent is the result of an indepth geneological study of
particular chopsticks wrapper traits, based on thirteen different
specimens
taken from arbitrary Chinese food restaurants in the Boston area over the
last two years."
http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0383/cDc-0383.html