4 April 2008 - Christina Applegate, Lewis Black, Stephen Curry
Introduction:
Bill Clinton *****. Obama giving away Dave Matthews tickets, to
win really white voters. Bush dumb. John McCain old. New Kids On The
Block: a reunion was now or never, and unfortunately, they chose now.
Naomi Campbell arrested for assaulting a police officer; she apologized;
she thought he worked for her. Conan thought it would do well. Stevie
Wonder's been skiing. ``Seriously? I thought it had just gotten really
windy.'' Larry King old.
Knut the Polar Bear: He twirls a plate and shows him bouncing on
a woman in a creepy little simulation of ***.
Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Brien: Street setting. Conando
saves the lady from lecherous police and fights over his song -- but he
must battle Knuto!
Knut interrupts Applegate's introduction for a dry ice and laser
show opening.
Christina Applegate:
Misses the string dance. Her movie's playing everywhere; how?
They made a German 'Married with Children' with their scripts. She was
stunned by an episode where she wore chaps. They consider Self magazine
covers.
Conan's Diary. The sketch hasn't got any less creepy with
Conan's marriage going on several happy years.
Lewis Black:
Wants spring *now*. Virus. For $150, make something up.
Economy sucks. Christians screwed up the economy. Thanksgiving: when
Protestants and Indians invented gambling and the buffet. Vote for
Santa.
In his show, he judges such hilariously exhausted comic topics
as Donald Trump and Viagra.
Stephen Curry:
Many angry that he ruined so many NCAA pools. Lots of Facebook
messages. He was late to his first class back, and got applauded.
Conan has facial hair problems; so does Curry. Pre-game ritual: he and
his roommate take naps together. Weird short clapping.
They have a Peanuts-themed closing bumper with Conan in a
Charlie Brown ****rt.
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