2 April 2008 - John Leguizamo, George Takei, The Bravery
Jimmy:
Thinks it's amazing, not terrific.
Introduction:
Bill Clinton *****. John McCain old. Donald Trump/That Elliot
Spitzer hooker. Moses high? Scientists found the gene responsible for
people smoking cigarettes; it was hiding in the high school bathroom.
Breasts! Ohio man arrested for having *** with the umbrella holder
hole; it was that or the bug zapper. Negative campaign ad directed
against This Guy.
Knut the Polar Bear: publicity-addicted psycho. Let's give him
some attention!
Wet Jeans Contest: now with Amber, Tiffany, and Amber. America
Wins!
Knut comes back, giving money.
Helping Elaine Culia, head custodian: here's her own theme song!
o/` Conan's very sorry about the time he tried to see her chest! Oooh,
Elaine! o/`. You liked that? o/` The way you vacuum and dust do all
that other stuff ... mmm girl, mm yeah. Her name's Elaine. o/`. Conan
doesn't think that right. o/` ELAINE! o/`
- Splendid bunch of sketches. Apparently Michael Coleman got
his stuff.
John Leguizamo:
He sticks gum on the desk. There was a near-shooting the first
day of shooting. Next day, an eight-year-old was fired. 'Love in the
Time of Cholera': Scary character, awesome actor, throws great parties.
His Spanish used to be surfer-dude bad.
George Takei:
Live long and prosper! Vulcans live 200 years, but humans might
do 135 years with care. Who just woo'd fiber? Got to roast Shatner.
40 years and he couldn't pronounce Takei correctly. Takei, toupee.
``You really meant that, didn't you?'' ``Good luck, Bill.'' Didn't
know who Howard Stern was before being on his show. He dubbed a
Godzilla movie, his first paying gig. Godzilla Raids Again. Dubbing is
near-impossible to get right; Takei explains it. Couldn't capture
'stupid fool' or 'you foolish thing' to match bakayaro, until, someone
thought of banana-oil. Works in that context.
The Bravery:
The Sun and the Moon: Believe, I think?
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