31 March 2008 - Bob Costas, Marc Maron, Moby
Jimmy:
Has no stake in it.
Introduction:
Hillary Clinton shrew. Bowing for white guys. Paris Hilton
slut. Gas more expensive than marijuana. A university in Toronto has
started a class in fighting obesity. The class is packed, and it only
has three students. An Oregon man who used to be a woman is pregnant;
the more he thinks of it, the more he regrets getting rid of his vagina.
Priest accused of gambling; at least it's not a *** scandal.
Joel's decided to kill himself! April fool! It's not April
1st! ... Pre-April Not-Fool!
Celebrity Mensa Test:
- That's a new sketch, or at least one of the form I haven't
seen before even if it's a variation of Celebrity Survey. I find
acronyms despicable and so am predisposed to hate this thing (is it even
a real test), but this was at least a new way to present mighty familiar
gags. With a bit more originality in celebrity targets it could be a
success; as it is, it's the stuff to put on when they need to fill a
programming hole.
Bob Costas:
Walkover: The Boys of Summer. Yankees rained out. Matsui
getting married. Daily News: Matsui noted for large collection of ****
films. They're registered at Slick Johnson's House of Video, and the
****ery Barn. David Ortiz is a prankster. Peanut butter in his
underwear was the best prank played on him. Didn't notice until leaving
the clubhouse. Smooth peanut butter.
In 1984 at old Busch Stadium he played with recently retired
Cardinals, with Bob Gibson on the mound. Somehow he hit a foul. And
then ... hit off the left-center-field wall, line drive between Kurt
Flood and Lou Brock, for a triple. Gibson holds grudges, and would've
hit Costas if he came up again.
Good to have steroid re****t on record. Careful about reading it
too literally and simplistically.
- Discussion topic: it's impossible to do a bad interview with
Costas, particularly if baseball is discussed.
Marc Maron:
`Fine' is a lie for how you are. Wife leaving cures anger
problem. Can be good if people leave you when you're the problem. He's
got four cats. Don't judge him. Dog guys are wussies. He was scared
of opossums. Cats sit, judging, as you masturbate. Those women,
they're crazy! What do you know about Chinese culture?
Moby:
Last Night: Absolutely no idea what song this might be.
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