20 March 2008 - David Schwimmer, Drake Bell, Yael Naim
Introduction:
In 100 years redheads will be extinct, so, get Conan while you
can. Jim McGreevey gay. Hillary Clinton shrew. Starbucks $1 coffee to
cost $8. Fat people enormous. JK Rowling may sue a fan doing a Harry
Potter encyclopedia; he says, at least it's some form of contact with a
girl. In Sweden a pharmacy got permission to sell dildoes. Owner:
finally, something to sell in our dildo aisle!
Conan was on Martha Stewart's show. Nobody goes for it.
Another White Guy Pretending He Knows What It's Like Being
Black. Does giving Mike Merritt a $10 gift certificate to Foot Locker
make up for slavery?
Celebrity recipes: phony Conan recipes. The editor in chief of
Good Housekeeping, Rosemary Ellis, brought out some of ``his'' stew to
apologize. There was a mistake in the confirmation process, but Conan's
been such a mensch, or an argy-bargy. And a special Conan Commemorative
Issue. ``She drives me crazy''? 7 ways to burn fat faster in your big
Irish head now. Conan ``Irishes'' it up. Conan takes it too far.
David Schwimmer:
New York City is different from Los Angeles. And Chicago! Good
thing you did on that thing? Got a 1976 Chevy Monte Carlo for the seven
months in high school before college. Krunk brown. Monster engine, two
doors weighing about half a ton. Swiveling bucket seats. Lots of
pranks on his new movie, like filling the giant bottles of water with
vodka, sabotaging the movie. Hank Azaria is really intimidating.
Filming with ****ity!
Switching Problem:
That guy from the audience slowly takes over the action.
Another guy has pizza delivered. Little problem in staging.
Drake Bell:
Drake and Josh: show I never heard of. They were too old for
it. Superhero costumes stink. He doesn't turn up in tabloids, maybe
from not partying and going to rehab. Go to Germany and read a tabloid!
Conan's tabloid story is him not wa****ng hands after using the
bathroom. He was in Jerry McGuire. Leslie Neilsen is still making
awful movies.
Yael Naim:
Yael Naim: that Apple MacBook Air song in case there's anyone
who hadn't heard it already. New Soul, for the record.
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