13 March 2008 - Meredith Viera, Harland Williams, Keith Robinson
Jimmy Is:
Agreeing that it's good.
Introduction:
Jim McGreevy is gay. Elliot Spitzer's prostitute is a singer.
Bill Clinton *****. P Diddy's name silly. Old women will die soon!
But the prostitute is hot so it's cool.
Walkover: Fire, Ohio Players (?)
Pierre Bernard: Nobody called him back about his message. Conan
feels the flaw is delivery. Snoop Dogg recorded it as he'd do it.
Spitzer Movie Casting:
Silva Spitzer: Jennifer Anniston.
Alan Dershowitz: Woody Allen.
Jim Cramer: Billy Joel.
Heidi Fleiss: celebrity stylist Kojo.
Larry Craig: American Gothic guy.
Jim McGreevy: Bob the Natural Male Enhancement Guy.
Chuck Schumer: Grampa Munster.
Elliot Spitzer: an Egyptian fruit bat.
Hillary Clinton: Chucky.
Bill Clinton: Bea Arthur.
Michael Bloomberg: Galapagos Land tortoise.
Larry King: The alien from Mars Attacks.
Meredith Viera:
Redheads are becoming extinct; should Conan save his seed? Jane
Fonda was on the View, for a silly scandal. Stunts: being in a human
hamster ball rolling down a hill. YouTube is full of bad ideas. It's
not so scary.
Harland Williams:
He has a numb face. British people talk funny. He dug up a
speed bump. It's a flag man who passed out. Something about
International House of Pancakes. If you don't milk a cow it goes sour.
Whales come up Conan's matte river.
Keith Robinson:
Philadelphia ugly: how was that determined? With age comes
crankiness. Young is better. Kids screw you up. He's not hip-hop
black; he's Earth-Wind-and-Fire black.
