10 March 2008 - Paul Giamatti, Mark ``Dr Buggs'' Moffett, Jaymay
Jimmy Is:
Fond of the suit.
Introduction:
Elliot Spitzer prostitution joke. Economy stinks. 3 am phone
ringing; White House should get a receptionist. John McCain might go to
Iraq, a bad idea as last time he went to a war zone we didn't hear from
him for five years. Jamaica marijuana druggies. Starr Jones fat.
Octane, the Rapper with Gasoline Bling:
He loves the high gas prices.
Celebrity Survey:
Bush dumb. Kirstie Alley fat. Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant.
John McCain old. Conan counts the horrified responses he gets. Rene
Zellwigger: why are you squinting at me? Angelia Jolie has lots of
adopted kids. Six. OJ Simpson murderer. Ralph Nader a Ralph Nader.
MC Hammer bankrupt. Seven. Paris Hilton ****ty.
Paul Giamatti:
He's on billboards. Saint Petersburg: like being on Saturn.
They have Wheel of Fortune, and a guest brought a yak for the wheel.
Russian version of Applebees? He's into yoga. He threw his back out;
women are distracting. He started smoking after quitting for eight
years; he was doing John Adams, it was tough, borrowed Benjamin
Franklin's Marlboro light. He's wearing his wig now. John Adams: great
marriage, pretty much a jerk. Audience likes Sam Adams.
Mark ``Dr Buggs'' Moffett:
Waxy monkey frog: the most hallucinogenic frog. 7 percent of
his weight is psychoactive compounds. There are many interesting drug
possibilities.
Emperor Scorpion: only gravid females sting. Moffett talks
about spermatophores.
Wood spider: it's harmless, and it's on Conan's face. Stills of
this will be used as web forum avatars.
Giant African Millipedes: Conan is not happy. Creatures with
750 legs.
Fathers DeCarlo and Kelly:
Conan came to church yesterday. Collection plate light. Danny
DeVito don't play Pontius Pilate for free. Conan fished his $20 out.
'I ain't seen that one since Vatican 1!' Jesus swipes Conan's fake
Timex.
Jaymay:
Autumn Fallin': Gray or Blue, I think?
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