29 February 2008 - Christina Ricci, Jason Sudeikis, Shooter Jennings
Jimmy Is:
With a jazzy pimped-out guitar strap.
Introduction:
John McCain old. Obama/McCain unstoppable ticket. Huckabee
lost cause. Ryan Seacrest gay. Mexicans dirty foreigners. England
re****ts cocaine bushels wa****ng up on shore; this explains a whale
spotted driving a Camaro. Detroit library stocking things children
like. (How is stocking video games -- which my libraries have done
since about 1990 -- different from stocking video tapes?) Keith Richard
druggie. Larry King nuts, old.
Ralph Nader:
Running with Matt Gonzales, former San Francisco city
supervisor. Also asked, rejected: Robert Blake, Bob from the Natural
Male Enhancement commercials, Steve Nader.
Kid fainted at Schwarzenneger event: Jingle All The Way awful.
Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ!
P***** on his turn-papal to Raul Castro Rabbit DJ!
Leap-A-licious! A celebration of Leap! Unbe-leap-able! 365.2425 days.
Mike points out: And yet he didn't mention Black History Month.
Busted! Hattie McDowell won the Academy Award for playing a slave in
the Confederate power-fantasy movie 'Gone With The Wind'. Admittedly,
she was also the only non-idiot.
Strap on your fun guns! Party like it's 02-29!
Christina Ricci:
**** scenes are really annoying. Should be a ****d fighting
award. Could only watch The Cosby Show growing up (``So that's a
sweater''). She'd read words and stick with odd pronunciations, such as
for chaos. She loves Psychology Today, reads it online. ***ual
selection by scent? Common couples counseling complaint: ``I hate the
way he smells.'' Conan poured vanilla extract on his pants while
dating.
She did Speed Racer and got into the gymnastics needed. Is
smallness good for a spy? Conan was a police officer for a small part
and let it go to his head. Her new movie, she has a pig snout, scaring
suitors.
Jason Sudeikis:
Rock of Love. Few channels actually used. He wrote one joke
during the strike. ``How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up? With
suspense-sters.'' Call of Duty game player. Teen game players get
vicious. ``You're old, like 25?'' ``Go read a book, dork.'' Sort-of
made a Roger Corman movie with circa 1960 Jack Nicholson, The Wild Ride.
Couldn't afford the real Jack Nicholson for the non-flashback new
parts. Hurley from Lost! Conan throws to commercial from way back.
+ Actually, it's less a Jack Nicholson impersonator than it is
the holo-doctor from Voyager.
Shooter Jennings:
The Wolf: I don't know.
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