27 February 2008 - Tom Arnold, Todd Barry, Georgie James
And I posted the wrong date for Monday's show, which I didn't
see. Ah well.
Jimmy Is:
Matching the chemistry Max normally has. And having a bad hair
day.
Introduction:
Bush dumb. Taxi-drivers dirty foreigners. Marlins have no
fans. They'll make an all-male plus-size cheerleading squad: the Marlin
Brandos. Starbucks overpriced. Gary Coleman marriage freakish. Larry
Craig gay.
Walkover Music: Motherless Children, Eric Clapton. Theme song
from Not Necessarily The News, Conan's first show.
Leap day! Leapapalooza! Rock The Leap! Conan explains the
century correction to leap year rules; ``You Lost Me!'' And it's Guests
With Two First Names tonight!
13th Annual Audiencey Awards. Conan almost breaks the award by
putting it down. Celebrity (3-F, Napoleon Dynamite). Least like
yearbook photo (Jeffrey Tambour doesn't look like that woman who
replaced Chrissy on Three's Company). Body resembling Conan's.
Audiency voting segment. Hungriest Member of Audience (guy who scoops
up bag of Fritos). Donny Osmond with ``Sit Around The Clock'', ``Taking
It To The Seats'', ``Sit on Me'', ``Proud Mary Keep On Sitting'',
``Chair (I'm Gonna Sit Forever)''. He's in a bad movie coming up.
Tom Arnold:
Maggie Gyllenhall, Kelly Ripa on the plane with him. Showered
with Mark Consuelos in Yankee Stadium for charity. Friend of Arnold
Schwarzenneger. Two words he can't say. Schwarzenneger looked like
he'd died at the NBA All-Star game. Every Tom Arnold interview ever.
Todd Barry:
Skymalls catalogue: bluetooth-fake hearing aids. Alabama scares
folks. Myspace. Weird secrets of people. Bad screening questions for
roommates. Chipotle. McDonald's.
Swedish folks speak English well, but don't think they do.
``Boundryless''. He saw the bass player from Spin Doctors sitting on a
park bench reading Bass Player magazine.
Georgie James:
Places: Need Your Needs.
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