Max Is:
Using phrases not otherwise used in fifty years.
Introduction:
Bill Clinton *****. Cable guys have vague appointments. Joan
Rivers plastic surgery. Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston hot. Kentucky
Fried Chicken gives free food to Oscar winners, silly concept obsessing
Conan. Ted Kennedy fat, big-headed. Marijuana dealers stoned.
Starr Jones fat.
Oscars:
Accountant Jeff Grearson looks just like Academy Award nominee
Anton Shugur. Grearson doesn't see it, and goes on a fire-extinguisher
murder spree that appears to be based on No Country For Old Men
in some fa****on.
Conan On The Aisle:
There Will Be Blood: Weird voices. La Vie En Rose: odd
Americanisms added. Atonement: Strange to have a Jaws moment. No
Country For Old Men: one scene Conan found un-suspenseful. Guy never
did a coin toss before. Great writing.
Nathan Lane:
Steroid joke. Larry Craig gay. Conan owns spandex and he
bikes. Marlon Brando fat, crazy. Taken as a kid to the fat
section in the clothing stores. Lane was shocked to see Conan outside
his natural setting.
The Oscars are, in person, like being slapped with People
magazine. He had funny Disney cartoon jokes that were shakily received.
He's playing the president in the wacky satirical November.
Everybody came to The Producers.
Michel Gondry:
Invited Conan to a White Stripes video. Gondry didn't have time
to let his actors know what to do. Gondry made a weird cube
representation of Conan's head. He shows also Gondry's sculpture of his
own head, with lenses in his nose. Made his own alternate-reality Late
Night set: includes an alternate-universe La Bamba and a Frankenstein
Conan.
Secondhand Serenade:
A Twist In My Story: Fall For You (?).
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