20 February 2008 - Randy Jackson, Artie Lange, The Whigs
Max Is:
The scariest part of the evening.
Introduction:
Barack Obama, black guy in Wisconsin. Hillary Clinton shrew.
Abba upset with John McCain; McCain old. Raul Castro: The Jim Belu****
of Central America. Floridians old. Kirsie Alley fat. La Bamba gay.
Paris Hilton slutty. Denny's commercial creepy. Ihop insane.
Knight Rider, Dumb TV Movie:
He has the KITT treatment for Bessy Lou. He's in Spanish! He
trolls for audience approval! John McCain old.
Screeching Raccoon With A Jet Pack:
Real suggestions: Tim Cosey, Louisville, Kentucky: dress as
Daniel Boone, shoot it down into a vat of Tennessee Vittles.
Ralph Appel: Hang glider cougar launched from Phoenix, Arizona.
Andrew Dee: Jump on board, sending pot of honey to coat raccoon;
attacked by bees released by La Bamba and Max Weinberg.
The drunken Brandon Baldwin: Shoot old records at it, so it
falls on ``water to break fall ?''
Phoenix Taylor: helicopter to break the raccoon's string. Great
plan; the helicopter breaks instantly. New remote control. He whaps
the raccoon with the helicopter while it falls. Conan throws
helicopters, hitting but not stopping the raccoon. It's a bad idea.
Randy Jackson:
People play instruments on his show now. Conan plays well. He
was part of a Simon Cowell roast. Cowell likes Spotted Dick. He has a
dance show.
Artie Lange:
He isn't Jeffrey Tambour, despite my continued impressions. His
uncle wanted to be at Late Night with Reggie Jackson. Loud family.
Went to his old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.
The Whigs:
Mission Control: No idea what tune it is.
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