19 February 2008 - Anderson Cooper, Bill Hader, Jake ****mabukuro

19 February 2008 - Anderson Cooper, Bill Hader, Jake ****mabukuro
Max Is:
	Without a natural bone in his body

Introduction:
	Fidel Castro retires to Miami.  Bush dumb.  Hillary Clinton
Pantsuits.  Spice Girls suck.  John McCain Old.  Angela Lansbury old. 
Paris Hilton ****ty.  Arnold Schwarzenegger looks weird.


Screeching Raccoon:
	Any ideas?  


Celebrity Survey:
	Roger Clemens is a liar.  Bush is dumb.  Amy Winehouse is a
druggie.  Amy Lynn Spears has ****ty children.  Conan O'Brien isn't
really a celebrity.  Dick Cheney mean but funny.  Matthew McCanaghey
****rtless.  Dick Cheney mean but funny.  Rob Schneider movies agonizing,
endless.  Lorena Bobbit: why send something to her?  Larry King old.


Anderson Cooper:
	He does im****tant stuff, but also does presidential debates. 
Obscure candidates annoying.  He blogs, but try not to hold that against
him.  It lets all your stalkers get in the same place at the same time. 
One of Anderson Cooper's stalkers who got in the car was actually a
Conan stalker; she was trying to get to Cooper to get to Conan.  What do
you say to Nicole Ritchie?  Pictures of her were put into an irrelevant
novel.


Max's Hit Man Handyman Tony


Bill Hader:
	He didn't do his Italian gibberish in Italy.  People think he's
Dwight from 'The Office'.  Conan was mistaken for David Caruso.  He was
a production assistant and liked it.  Fooled a friend into thinking he
was being killed, and the friend just wanted to know ``Why?''  Baffled
that guy from Superbad by pretending 'Short Circuit' was a do***entary.  


Jake ****mabukuro:
	Gently Weeps: No idea.  Instrumental piece.  Conan loves it, 
with fair cause.