18 February 2008 - Larry the Cable Guy, Tim Gunn, Jim Lauderdale, Al
Perkins.
Max Is:
Wearing twin suits.
Introduction:
Obama. Bill Clinton *****. Shaquille O'Neil huge. Beef
recall: Star Jones fat. Supersonics leaving Seattle; bad news: the
Knicks aren't going anywhere. Blind woman applied for acupuncture
license; she plans to practice on people blind or who want to be. 83rd
wedding anniversary: old people are miserable! Super Bowl Champion
Patriots T-****rts went to Nicaragua. Third World Countries get the
****rts: Congratulations President Howard Dean; Happy 10th Anniversary
Dennis Rodman & Carmen Electra; MC Hammer - Rich Forever.
The Band: Jeff Ross's favorite group.
NBA Celebrity cutaways: Ludacris, Alyssa Milano, Arnold
Schwarzenegger looking like he's had a stroke.
John McCain Secrets:
Ted Kennedy fat. McCain-Feingold Singles Guide to ****tland.
Green Acres was cancelled. Footage clearly 'pan-and-scan' adapted from
4:3 recording.
Screeching Raccoon With A Jet Pack:
It's been going for two years. Orbit deteriorating; it could be
a threat if not shot down soon. Arnold Schwarzenegger is baffled.
Today: try an air cannon. It taunts Conan. Ideas at home?
LateNightUnderground.com. No catapults, no flame throwers, no shooting
the screeching raccoon with other screeching raccoons. Does he hit
once?
Larry the Cable Guy:
Mr Guy is now under pressure to live up to success. Strippers.
He has a catchphrase. He has an unspeakably awful movie coming out.
Tim Gunn:
Believes you need a minimum level of competence but otherwise
any fa****on can be right, with confidence. High-wasted stuff doesn't
work for all. Conan looks freaky, but fa****on designers like his
physique. Dislikes grown men dressing like kids. Women too. Makes
them look older. Leaders aren't dressing well enough. Bush wearing
crocks with presidential socks. Clinton dresses too mannishly. Nancy
Pelosi dresses presidential. To dress down, he does Maynard G Krebs.
Jim Lauderdale, Al Perkins:
Honey Songs: Honey Suckle Honey Pie.
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