15 February 2008 - Neil Patrick Harris, Daniella Sarahyba, Yeasayer
Max Is:
Woo'd over their intimate moment.
Introduction:
McCain, Romney white. Bush dumb. Women put crystal meth in her
ATM deposit envelope, but how often do you hear of meth addicts putting
money in the bank? New Jersey stinks. Denny's creepy ads.
One holdout striking writer. No joke-a-day calendars? Conan
pours a bucket of Acid on him.
Conan: A Musical, from YouTube. The real Conan looks as if he's
been hit by a fish.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-543307437498454153
The ``Giant stuffed dog'' is apparently their Masturbating Bear.
How was Grace's date last night? She thought it went well.
They have footage. She asks how he feels about kids, and marriage.
They didn't go out.
Danny comes back for another try. They'll go down the hallway,
faux-terrazo tiles, 3600-lb capacity elevators, the revolving doors used
by formerly-fat Al Roker (that's the worst thing we've ever done),
10-block tour with Lorenzo, the swarthiest pedicab driver.
This dating service is a great concept and captures what was
best about the strike shows, the improvisational and found-comedy spirit
it exudes. I hope they can keep that with them a long, long time.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Doogie continues to plague him. Golden tickets for a Victoria's
Secret thing on Access Hollywood. Show business is phony and fake.
Lots of body parts. Muppets! Only fan letter he ever wrote was to Jim
Henson. He was on Sesame Street. Dead Big Bird, creepy. Harris was
the Shoe Fairy. ``I am the greatest fairy in all the land!'' They
curse a lot when not filming. He filled in for Regis. He won their
Relly award for best Regis Impersonation. Regis slapped him, riffing on
a ``How I Met Your Mother'' plot.
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: coming soon. And
he's in Conan: The Musical. (Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was, by
all appearances, reasonably popular in Singa****e, despite as far as I know
White Castle never being there in any form.)
Midshow Sketch:
Gustavo the annoying European guy. With blergens and a
fabelnussen -- or Lolliwatch, which if it doesn't exist should be
marketed soon. He's punched out by a guy from the neighboring village
because those Europeans have long memories of past grievances, and boy
doesn't the Kosovo declaration of independence look like it'll make
for Balkan excitement?
Daniella Sarahyba:
She's tall, Conan didn't call for Valentine's Day. They're both
married. She's a bad liar. Painted bikini. Who paints? Joy India,
and she's amazing. Takes 16 hours. Are they hiring? She didn't feel
****d. Carnivale. Tiny bathing suits; pirate fantasy.
Yeasayer:
All Hour Cymbals: No idea.
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