14 February 2008 - Martin Short, Ray Allen, The Kooks
Max Is:
Helpful.
Introduction:
Condoms. Bill Clinton's *****. Willie Nelon, Snoop Dogg
druggies. Dakota Fanning doesn't want to shave her head, so that
stopped the Dr Phil movie. New Jersey. Clay Aiken gay. 1st beagle
ever won best in show. Jane Fonda.
What did the writers get out of the strike? Hit in the face with decaf.
Valentine's Day Union of Two Single People.
Grace Cara, fixed up with Danny Young from the audience.
Hallway dinner. He's smooth. Romantic music from Scott. Romantic
direction. Vibrating bed. Manual. Martin Short sings 'My Funny
Valentine'.
Martin Short:
Introductory music from Jackie Rogers (senior). Medical talk and
barium sleepovers with Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, and his friend Walter
Parks.
Grace and Danny are having a real conversation.
Is he scared of celebrities? He was with Dick Lasucci for SCTV;
Lucille Ball and her manager were there. She wants him to stop kicking
the back of her seat. He's nowhere near her seat. They fight through
the flight attendant. Lucille Ball is mad. John Candy wanted revenge.
Dick claims now they were loud and obnoxious.
Ray Allen:
Secret of a three-point shot? Legs. Work. Successful movies?
Be with Spike Lee and Denzel Wa****ngton. Ka-Zam? He plays basketball
strategically. ``Look at that over there!'' Basketball superstitions:
the rituals start interacting. He worries about walking the other side
of poles from partners. He pulls them back. Vitamin Water for Conan.
Conan's Cup o' Love.
The Kooks:
Konk: No idea. The album's so far in the future Amazon hasn't
got song titles for it.
Grace is eating alone; Danny is on the bed alone, vibrating.
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