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Re: BUTT-LUBE WROTE: -->You proved me correct TROLL

by Someone@[EMAIL PROTECTED] Mar 26, 2005 at 11:50 AM

"Al Zheimers" <al_zheimer@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in 
news:O8a1e.5132$H06.1092@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> <Someone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 
>> TROLL
> 
> 
> I've got your "troll" hang'n - you little butt-plug.
> 
> 
> 
>> "Al Zheimers" wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > Crossposted over to the pathetic group
>> > known as; news:alt.fan.christina-aguilera
>> >
>> >
> 
> 
>> > BG wrote:
>> >
>> > > Who is Xtina?
>> > >
>> > >
> 
>>
>>
>> <snip>
>>
> 
> Snip this --- you poor little impudent snot.
> I do believe my reply was posted improperly.
> Now it's fixed.
> 
> 
>> > Crossposted over to the pathetic group
>> > known as; news:alt.fan.christina-aguilera
>> >
> 
> 
>> > > BG wrote:
> 
>> > > Who is Xtina?
> 
> 
>> > Hey BG --- "Xtina" is one of the Skankiest little
>> > Diva-Whores on the planet. He/she is actually
>> > quite ugly, or unattractive; as some would prefer
>> > I state it. But all his/her whore-paint has a lotta
>> > young boyz confused and mislead about his/her
>> > true appearance.
>> >
>> >
>> > To continue --- his/her real nickname is *The
>> > Crusty One*. Also known as; *Crus-Stanky* --
>> > *Crusty* -- *Crusty Uguilera* -- and just plain
>> > *Skank* and *Skankette*... *Skank-numer-O-o
>> > uno* is simply too difficult the make clear in the
>> > written word. There are a few more but they
>> > allude me at the moment --- which is a bit weird
>> > because I gave them all to him/her. Try as he/she
>> > might to alter his/her appearance -- he/she can
>> > NOT ever get his/her absolute grotesquesness
>> > completely hidden from the trained eye....no
>> > matter how many times he/she sings that
>> > ignorant; "I Am Beautiful" song that actually
>> > makes him/her look like a total Loser --
>> > he/she continues to paint that crap on that sad
>> > little face in an attempt to make the little boyz
>> > *****... Ugly is ugly -- no matter how you paint it.
>> > To continually proclaim otherwise through song is
>> > to show the public - nay the World - just how
>> > pathetic he/she truly is. The fact that people will
>> > fake his/her image from time to time is beyond me,
>> > other than for the comic effect. It usually makes
>> > me laugh -- just like watching George W. Bush at
>> > a press conference -- except when the Faker
>> > appears to have actually put some time and effort
>> > into their work on him/her. Crus-Stanky can be
>> > faked good enough in about 5 minutes. And the
>> > artist should always use a Body Shot that's
>> > completely gross and unusable for any descent
>> > looking female. There's little point in wasting
>> > perfectly good nekid BS's with a Head Shot that
>> > should be shot. And by "shot" -- I of course mean;
>> > shot with a busted disposable camera, and not
>> > "shot" - as in; he/she's too gross to continue
>> > wasting oxygen. I would never suggest that
>> > anybody should shut him/her up for good. That
>> > would just be rong. ;^}
>> >
>> >
>> > Beyond his/her physical appearance, and his/her
>> > failed attempts to alter said appearance -- he/
>> > she is what's known today as a; Diva. And this
>> > is actually true of him/her. This Skank actually
>> > does sings -- whereas -- many other females who
>> > are mistakenly referred to as Divas; can not only
>> > NOT sing a note (or at least they are NOT publicly
>> > known to be able to sing a note) this "Diva" and
>> > the more appropriate term of; ***** - are NOT the
>> > same thing. However, Crus-Stanky is a horrible
>> > singer - in my opinion -- I can not stand his/her
>> > voice -- nor his/her song stylings. You might ask
>> > what the problem is with her voice style....and
>> > I'd have to say that the problem most likely began
>> > in his/her youth -- and can simply be attributed
>> > to his/her fall into "wiggerizm" - as the rest of
>> > the youth of America also did. He/she simply
>> > can't stay on note -- and sounds like he/she's
>> > gargling while he/she is singing. It's extremely
>> > annoying and I can't get to the Mute button
>> > quick enough. Even Simon has made his opinion
>> > known; that the warbling pandemic is ignorant,
>> > and folks really need to get a clue.
>> >
>> >
>> > In closing --- thank you very much for asking
>> > about *The Crusty One* -- as I have not had a
>> > chance in quite some time to put *Miss Crusty*
>> > where he/she belongs in the food chain. He/she's
>> > all the way at the bottom of the scale -- just
>> > below humans. Right down there with Paris Hilton,
>> > the butt-less wonder of North America.
>> >
>> >
>> > Best regards,
>> >
>> > AZ
>> >
>> >
>> > PS., For those of you who have any questions
>> > about all the *he/she* references --- it's just
>> > because she has a really large **** and some
>> > really droopy ***** lips that look more like an
>> > empty ball-sack than female genitalia. I just
>> > tell the facts as I discover them.
>> >
>> >
> 
>> > > "The FaFaFaker" wrote:
>> > > > Enjoy!
>> > > > FFF
> 
> 
> 
> 

Thanks.
 




 8 Posts in Topic:
Re: Xtina --> = Crossposted to: alt.fan.christina-aguilera - fro
"Al Zheimers" &  2005-03-20 09:54:49 
Re: TROLL
Someone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]  2005-03-20 12:16:32 
PANT-LOAD -->Re: TROLL
"Al Zheimers" &  2005-03-22 18:58:56 
BUTT-LUBE WROTE: -->Re: TROLL
"Al Zheimers" &  2005-03-26 09:43:10 
Re: BUTT-LUBE WROTE: -->You proved me correct TROLL
Someone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]  2005-03-26 11:50:39 
Re: BUTT-LUBE WROTE: -->You proved me correct TROLL
Someone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]  2005-03-28 04:14:18 
BUTT-LUBE WROTE: -->Re: TROLL
"Al Zheimers" &  2005-03-28 05:07:18 
PANT-LOAD -->Re: TROLL
"Al Zheimers" &  2005-03-28 05:20:49 

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