Crossposted over to the pathetic group
known as; news:alt.fan.christina-aguilera
BG wrote:
> Who is Xtina?
Hey BG --- "Xtina" is one of the Skankiest little
Diva-Whores on the planet. He/she is actually
quite ugly, or unattractive; as some would prefer
I state it. But all his/her whore-paint has a lotta
young boyz confused and mislead about his/her
true appearance.
To continue --- his/her real nickname is *The
Crusty One*. Also known as; *Crus-Stanky* --
*Crusty* -- *Crusty Uguilera* -- and just plain
*Skank* and *Skankette*... *Skank-numer-O-ouno*
is simply too difficult the make clear in the written
word. There are a few more but they allude me at
the moment --- which is a bit weird because I gave
them all to him/her. Try as he/she might to alter
his/her appearance -- he/she can NOT ever get
his/her absolute grotesquesness completely hidden
from the trained eye....no matter how many times
he/she sings that ignorant; "I Am Beautiful" song
that actually makes him/her look like a total Loser --
he/she continues to paint that crap on that sad
little face in an attempt to make the little boyz
*****... Ugly is ugly -- no matter how you paint it.
To continually proclaim otherwise through song is
to show the public - nay the World - just how
pathetic he/she truly is. The fact that people will
fake his/her image from time to time is beyond me,
other than for the comic effect. It usually makes
me laugh -- just like watching George W. Bush at
a press conference -- except when the Faker
appears to have actually put some time and effort
into their work on him/her. Crus-Stanky can be
faked good enough in about 5 minutes. And the
artist should always use a Body Shot that's
completely gross and unusable for any descent
looking female. There's little point in wasting
perfectly good nekid BS's with a Head Shot that
should be shot. And by "shot" -- I of course mean;
shot with a busted disposable camera, and not
"shot" - as in; he/she's too gross to continue
wasting oxygen. I would never suggest that
anybody should shut him/her up for good. That
would just be rong. ;^}
Beyond his/her physical appearance, and his/her
failed attempts to alter said appearance -- he/
she is what's known today as a; Diva. And this
is actually true of him/her. This Skank actually
does sings -- whereas -- many other females who
are mistakenly referred to as Divas; can not only
NOT sing a note (or at least they are NOT publicly
known to be able to sing a note) this "Diva" and
the more appropriate term of; ***** - are NOT the
same thing. However, Crus-Stanky is a horrible
singer - in my opinion -- I can not stand his/her
voice -- nor his/her song stylings. You might ask
what the problem is with her voice style....and
I'd have to say that the problem most likely began
in his/her youth -- and can simply be attributed
to his/her fall into "wiggerizm" - as the rest of
the youth of America also did. He/she simply
can't stay on note -- and sounds like he/she's
gargling while he/she is singing. It's extremely
annoying and I can't get to the Mute button
quick enough. Even Simon has made his opinion
known; that the warbling pandemic is ignorant,
and folks really need to get a clue.
In closing --- thank you very much for asking
about *The Crusty One* -- as I have not had a
chance in quite some time to put *Miss Crusty*
where he/she belongs in the food chain. He/she's
all the way at the bottom of the scale -- just
below humans. Right down there with Paris Hilton,
the butt-less wonder of North America.
Best regards,
AZ
PS., For those of you who have any questions
about all the *he/she* references --- it's just
because she has a really large **** and some
really droopy ***** lips that look more like an
empty ball-sack than female genitalia. I just
tell the facts as I discover them.
> "The FaFaFaker" wrote:
> > Enjoy!
> > FFF
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