Welcome back Al!
Al Zheimers wrote:
> ca-turbine <turbine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > Subject: Re: Pretty dead in here.
>
>
> And I can't tell you how happy that makes me.
> Some truly fine work has been done here.
>
>
> > I wonder if pop stars' stardom parallels the
> > traffic in their Usenet news groups.
>
>
> I think your "wonder" is a valid concern; as I,
> once upon a time - did my best to make sure
> the visitors here would open their eyes and
> ears and see the topic for what she was and
> still is. And I have to say that I'm extremely
> pleased with the outcome of my hard work.
> The "traffic" in here is exactly where it should
> be at this point in time. There's nothing of
> any substance being posted because there's
> no topic under any heading other than SKANK,
> and it's become clear to most that there is
> only so much you can say about a SKANK
> before everyone eventually grows tired and
> finds other, more fulfilling places to be and
> tasks to undertake -- as proved by the long
> list of SPAM headers from top to bottom in
> this group's current list. I just can't tell you
> how pleased this makes me.
>
>
> > This group is dead. Does that mean Christina's
> > career is careening downhill?
>
>
> I say good riddance to nasty trash. Let the
> dead bury the dead. Although I do enjoy
> watching the SKANK's flailing arms as she
> reaches for anything to grab onto to slow
> the "downhill" runaway sled that's become
> her life. You know --- if you think about it,
> she's taken enough money off enough
> dumb***** to live the good life for the
> remainder of her SKANK-FEST life. That is,
> if she spends it wisely. Even if she never
> produces another piece of dog **** recording
> for her butt-plugged fans -- if she starts
> running low on funds -- all she has to do
> every five years or so is put out a so-called
> "greatest hits" CD and all the morons who
> never caught on to the truth about the
> SKANK will throw more money at her and
> she can crawl back into her SKANK-hole for
> another five years or so. Of course this
> fan-base will lessen more and more as time
> p*****, so she may have to sell the mansion
> and move to Palm Springs or one of the
> lessor known towns of the area. But as long
> as the pop DJ's keep playing that ignorant
> "i am beautiful" song of hers' -- that should
> keep the dumbest of the dumb SKANK-fans
> hoping for more Crusty-crap to throw their
> money at. I do believe that; if all the DJ's
> would just stop playing her crap for a couple
> of years -- and the comedy writers could
> restrain themselves -- pretty much everybody
> except the truly pure morons would forget all
> about the SKANK that is; Crusty Uguilera ---
> and the true fans in this group would finally
> be rewarded for their own fine and consistent
> work over the last four or five years. We
> deserve to see her disappear forever -- or
> at least - NO more TV spots or magazine
> shots to gross us out. But of course -- the
> poodle-head shots are ALWAYS appreciated.
>
>
> > If so, that has both an upside and a downside.
> > The upside is, she'd become a singing **** star.
>
>
> I get what you are trying to say, but if the
> whore sings at all -- that's the "downside".
> She really does have a horrible singing style
> and her influence has done a lot of damage
> to some of the more tolerable young artists.
> Those of you who understand this fact know
> what she did to Kelly Clarkson after they
> worked together for a brief while. Kelly's
> still doing pretty well but I fear the damage
> the Crusty One caused may not fade for
> quite some time. I love to watch her on stage
> but every one in a while I hear Crusty coming
> through in her voice and it just makes me
> cringe. It's up to the people around her to
> bring this huge problem to Kelly's attention
> so it can be dealt with swiftly so it doesn't
> turn too many fans away.
>
>
> (And again)
> > The upside is, she'd become a singing **** star.
>
>
> And really....isn't she already a "**** star" ?
>
>
> > The downside is, she might not.
>
>
> As long as she never shows her face again
> anywhere at anytime -- that's the "upside".
> So there is no "downside" as long as she
> sticks to seclusion -- or to the shopping
> malls and carnivals and low profile ribbon
> cutting ceremonies. Most im****tantly -- that
> she NEVER EVER gets pumped into my living
> room by the media. Unless it's about a good
> event in her life. And by *good* - I of course
> mean *bad* event. Like the disclosure that
> her ***** gets attacked by that flesh eating
> bacteria, and it dies after a 30 minute meal.
> (The bacteria --- NOT the *****). It's either
> a partial loss -- or it's a really small *****.
> Either way -- the virus dies and a topical
> ointment is created from the antibodies. Now
> that's news worthy.
>
>
> > If she did, it would more or less be an
> > extension of some of her previous vids --
> > Dirrty, for example. So, instead of just
> > doing bumps and grinds, she gets banged.
>
>
> I do wish you'd stop with the mental imagery
> of this beast having *** with any other
> creature. It's really disturbing to those of
> us who keep our SKANK-meters set way low
> to ward off the gag reflex.
>
>
> In closing --- I'd like to say hello to all the
> true fans of this group's grotesque topic -
> from the past few years. And I wanted you
> all to know how much I've appreciated your
> work and your loyalty to the cause for all
> these years. You've done some great work,
> as attested to by all the SPAM headers that
> fill the group now. I wanted to get back by
> here for a quick post during the last year or
> so but I just kept finding other things to do;
> once I popped in and saw that you guys had
> everything under control. There really wasn't
> anything left for me to do or say. ;o}
>
>
> So; good work and good luck. As I'm certain
> most of you have wandered off to find other
> pieces of dog **** to destroy after your work
> here was done. I do wish I could join you
> but time just doesn't permit putting the
> ugly in their places anymore. Nor the horrid
> little divas back into their keereeOHkeey
> bars. I know you'll do fine without me -- as
> you earned yours stripes in Crusty's house.
> Who can survive your onslaught of truth over
> fiction...?
>
>
> Best regards,
>
> AZ
> 02-02-05; 10:39
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