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<title>Re: Procrastination</title>
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<description>eric@aol.com squirted these wordjisms deep inside the bumtube of the newstwat in news:476f1374$0$16133$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:    Get the most powerful book against procrastination available today.   In it you     will learn:      -Why we procrastin...</description>
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<title>Dana Bash reports....</title>
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<description>http://www.cnn.com/ javascript:cnnVideo(play,/video/politics/2006/11/06/bash.indiana.early.indicators.cnn,2006/12/31)  +e</description>
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<dc:date>2006-11-07T15:17:24+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>June Sarpongs Monkey Donkey Question Time</title>
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<description>Chris Morris only wishes hed come up with that one!  TMK</description>
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<dc:date>2006-08-10T21:10:00+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Chris Morris on telly tonight</title>
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<description>X-No-Archive   Well,  no appearance,  just as mouthtrumpet on this freeze-fest...  http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2006/07_july/25/pole= ..shtml   +-=A3=AC</description>
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<dc:date>2006-08-09T13:36:32+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Damian Grammaticus</title>
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<dc:date>2006-05-27T20:23:34+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Does Chris Morris have a part in new TV show The IT Crowd?</title>
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<description>From Popbitch:  The new Channel 4 sitcom The IT Crowd features Chris Morris in a non-publicised, non-credited role.  From a ticket agency:  The IT Crowd - The new Channel 4 comedy written and directed by Graham Linehan, who also wrote Father Ted and ...</description>
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<description>http://savefile.com/projects/548924  -- Chris Morris music shows   THESE ARE VERY VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!</description>
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<dc:date>2005-09-29T10:48:03+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>Green sperm to aid fertility work  A technique to make sperm glow green could aid research into infertility, say scientists.  An Oxford University team extracted a gene that manufactures a green protein in a jellyfish and used it to create green sper...</description>
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<description>Green sperm to aid fertility work  A technique to make sperm glow green could aid research into infertility, say scientists.  An Oxford University team extracted a gene that manufactures a green protein in a jellyfish and used it to create green sper...</description>
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<title>Brass Eye reference in GTA San Andreas (PAL Xbox)</title>
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<description>amongst the horses that you can bet on, as such nags as Shatners Bassoon</description>
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<title>Cake victims son goes down!</title>
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<description>JAILED..TOP TORYS BOY WHO BOTTLED CLUBBER Feb 16 2005  He flipped after man trod on foot By Aidan Mcgurran - Daily Mirror   THE son of a Tory MP who smashed a champagne bottle over another clubbers head was jailed for four years yesterday.  David Ame...</description>
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<description>JAILED..TOP TORYS BOY WHO BOTTLED CLUBBER Feb 16 2005  He flipped after man trod on foot By Aidan Mcgurran - Daily Mirror   THE son of a Tory MP who smashed a champagne bottle over another clubbers head was jailed for four years yesterday.  David Ame...</description>
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<description>JAILED..TOP TORYS BOY WHO BOTTLED CLUBBER Feb 16 2005  He flipped after man trod on foot By Aidan Mcgurran - Daily Mirror   THE son of a Tory MP who smashed a champagne bottle over another clubbers head was jailed for four years yesterday.  David Ame...</description>
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<description>JAILED..TOP TORYS BOY WHO BOTTLED CLUBBER Feb 16 2005  He flipped after man trod on foot By Aidan Mcgurran - Daily Mirror   THE son of a Tory MP who smashed a champagne bottle over another clubbers head was jailed for four years yesterday.  David Ame...</description>
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<title>Interview re: Nathan Barley</title>
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<description>Dont know if anyone read this over weekend but heres a link to an  interview with Chris and Charlie Brooker  http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,2100-14413-1541958,00.html  Paul</description>
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<dc:date>2005-03-28T18:14:14+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Re: Druidism, Normism  Declaration of Heaven on Earth1407</title>
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<description>Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin, were gonna do what they say cant be done.  We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. Im eastbound, just watch ol Goerge Alami run.   What is Normism? Please visit http://www.normism.org for det...</description>
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<dc:date>2005-03-16T17:29:09+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>David Schneider in Sherlock Holmes?</title>
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<description>Useless trivia time.  If you have access to an episode of Granada TVs Adventures of Sherlock  Holmes check the title sequence at the moment that the three street  urchins oooh and aaah over a piece of glassware in a shop, from outside  the window, on...</description>
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<dc:date>2005-03-16T12:00:20+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>Hi, has anyone got the below tune(s) in mp3 format? I really want to try some remixes/hashes using it but cant find it anywhere...  TIA.    MANDY (SCORE)  Performed: Morris / Whitehead Composed: Morris Whitehead Publisher: Morris / Whitehead Morris /...</description>
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