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Bush this morning took drastic
action to ease the pain of
American motorists by signing
new legislation, "Free Vaseline
With Your Gasoline."
The new bill also will cover
those who purchase diesel oil
or kerosene.
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OPEC -- An international consortium of charlatans, thieves and
extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the U.S.)
using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A
mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices
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