Re: Why do people still get married?

On Sat, 10 May 2008 13:28:58 GMT, "Kim"
<darwinexceptiontakethisout@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>Dana wrote:
>
>>
>> Does it not occur to you that some people actually *enjoy* children?
>> I mean, clearly you don't, and many people don't, and way too many
>> people have kids just because they wanted to have *** and were
>> careless.  But a whole lot of people *love* children, enjoy them, have
>> a ball teaching them stuff.
>
>I am always glad I wanted to have *** and got careless and had my kids 
>young - because I would never be able to tolerate them now. I mean, it's 
>true I would probably be a better parent now - knowledge and skill wise,
and 
>I might even be able to "teach them stuff" - but there's no way they
would 
>survive infancy for that to happen - I think that I would be one of those

>mothers led away in handcuffs after microwaving their young "because I
just 
>couldn't make it stop crying".
>
>
>>
>> Look, I don't understand the appeal of golf or NASCAR.  Doesn't mean I
>> don't believe that many people actually take great pleasure in them.
>
>Damn - I sure am crotchety. I don't enjoy children, golf *or* NASCAR.

Food, booze, ***, sunny days, staying in bed all day on a rainy day
watching television, pharmaceuticals, a raise at work in a failing
economy, driving, shopping, ***, sleep, seeing old friends, trivia
games, cooking, food, booze, consumerism, walking around the 'burbs on
the weekends at sunset, making amends with people, my cat, my love of
animals in general, quitting time at work, hot showers, the occasional
cigarette, the rare joint, knowing that people care about me at all...
Those are all good things to me.  I must be crotchety too, because
nowhere in my list does children golf or NASCAR appear. Actually, I'm
a guy that doesn't really like s****ts at all. Weird, eh? The only
thing I'll watch regarding s****ts would be American football and only
when my suck ass Carolina Panthers are playing.

I'd rather twist one up with a glass of cream sherry and sit on my
suburban ****ch and watch the excercise freaks walk by with their
Walkmans and little dogs.

Those are the things I like. I done had a kid, it's over now..

Step away from the microwave, Kim.