On May 11, 11:51=A0pm, Mary <mrfeath...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Lars Eighner wrote:
> > This is who I think would be the smart picks for the candidates, not
who=
m I
> > sup****t necessarily.
>
> > Obama: Richardson. =A0Part of the reason Obama has the nomination is
Hil=
lary's
> > baggage. =A0Picking her would cut into one his of his main selling
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s
> > (i.e. not being Hillary). =A0But he needs some of her base.
=A0Richardso=
n gets a
> > big part that easily could go Republican.
>
> > McCain: Santorum. =A0Okay two main problems for McCain. =A0The thought
t=
hat this
> > geezer is croakers and the nutcase right, worried that McCain is not
so
> > crazy as they are. =A0Santorum: young enough not to croak and nuts as
an=
y
> > rightwing wet dream (but below the radar of most swing voters).
>
> Huh? =A0I thought everyone had heard of Santorum after the shenanigans
> with the Dover Board of Ed.
>
That Spoonerism guy from Capitol Steps (Bill Stausee, who died last
December) immortalized him thusly:
"My stext nory is about that soo ess yenator from the state great of
Sennsylpania: Sick Rantorum. The phomo-hobe. Butt a wozo. He's worse
than Loctor Daura, Rat Pobertson, and Fairy Jalwell. ... When Sick
Rantorum goes in the rocker loom of an ACMY, He better keep on those
whitey-tighties. If anybody sees him nutt-baked, what if they fook a
toto? His hiney little ****ney could be the stuvie mar of a flay gorno
pick."
Sister Me
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