Re: Blind Item

In our last episode, <2uhd245pkqb7ga7ub2php00k95qe50uv86@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, the
lovely and talented candeh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 broadcast on alt.fan.cecil-adams:

> On Fri, 09 May 2008 17:31:14 -0500, Lars Eighner
><usenet@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>>
>>The reason I don't look at you above the neck when you are talking
>>to me is because above the neck is where the stupid comes out.

> Are you being a jackass or are you just saying you like tits?

For sufficiently masculine values of 'tits.'  But the jackass thing too.

This just came up in a domestic discussion of the converter box remote
with
certain domestic accessories whose attitude toward technology from door
latches up is "If it doesn't work the way I think it should, I'll break it
until it does."  Unfortunately, flexing pecs at a converter box remote
does
not intimidate it in the least.  Maybe I should have put that in the
converter box review.

> Because the only instance where I absolutely cannot help myself is when
> there is an incredible pair of breasts in my face. I say incredible
> because it takes an incredible pair to make me abandon all niceties and
> kinda steal glances at all costs. When it happens it happens and usually
> it's not too bad because the woman kinda knows that it comes with the
> territory. And I am always respectful and I don't stare.

> Lars! Whassup man!

-- 
Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/>
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