Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen

On 9 May 2008 01:20:30 GMT, Dover Beach <moon.blanched@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>Boron Elgar <boron_elgar@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> On 9 May 2008 00:41:56 GMT, Dover Beach <moon.blanched@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend.  Last
>>>time they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me
>>>because I was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish.  So I'm all smiles and
>>>brownies and simmering rage.  Wish me luck! 

>> Um... exactly what were your "duties" supposed to be? 

>Well, it's not entirely clear.  If it were clear, that would be fair,
>wouldn't it?  Well, more fair.  I guess I'm not supposed to slob around
>in pajama bottoms and tee ****rts, and I'm not supposed to drink In Front
>Of The Children, and I'm supposed to have dinner (a balanced dinner,
>mind, with a protein, a starch, two vegetables, and bread) on the table
>at 6:00 (not that I'm home before 5:45, and not that Ward is home before
>8:00) and I'm supposed to smile and chat even though the girlfriend
>(hereinafter referred to as That Skinny *****, or TSB, you've seriously
>never seen a girl this thin; but that's not the problem, the problem is
>SHE DOESN'T TALK, even in response to DIRECT QUESTIONS) and I don't
>****ing[1] know what-all.   I guess the house is supposed to be cleaner
>than it is, but guess what, Ward lives here too.  He could clean up.  Am
>I a housewife?  No, Socrates, I ****ing[1] am not.  I work full-time. 
>Don't like the mess?  Clean it the ****[1] up.  
>Oh, I just got told that I'm supposed to hide all my exercise clothes
>that I typically leave in a pile in the corner of the living room.  How
>much rent are these kids paying?  None?  And we're paying their air
>fare?  Maybe my exercise clothes can remain in a pile in the corner. No,
>fine, I'll shove them in the hall closet.  We don't want the family of
>TSB talking about us.  Oh, wait, what if I don't care if her stupid
>judgmental mid-Western family gossips about my not being a good
>housekeeper?  To bad for me, I guess. 
>I cleaned up the kitchen, but apparently not enough; I cleaned up the
>guest room -- I got the comforter cover de-cat-haired, yay! I win that
>round.  If Ward wanted this all spiffy he could've skipped the trip to
>Folsom[2] and ****ing[1] stayed home and dealt with it himself, eh? 
>I've been in a goddam[1] rage about this since last Fall when she was
>here last. Ward had better not give me a hard time this time or he's
>going to lose a nut. 
>[1] I'm also not supposed to swear.
>[2] Apparently if I ask if him one more time if his client shot a man in
>Reno just to watch him die, I'm going to lose im****tant body parts also.


All this time I thought your husband was your rock, but apparently you
have problems even with hubby.  My prayers and thoughts are with you.

Les