zen4less@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> NOTHING
> by Tuli Kupferberg
>
> Monday nothing
> Tuesday nothing
> Wednesday and Thursday nothing
> Friday, for a change, a little more nothing
> Saturday, once more, nothing
And on SUNDAY, I helicoptered my wicked g/f Titania on the hardest
prong I've had since the last time I made real pot-waffles. I beat
Pop-Tarts by 4 years, but some damned Japs stole the recipe, which is
why I am here telling you about Titania instead of taking my turn at
boning Cybil Shepherd in some Malibu hideaway.
--
HellPope Huey
If I could walk that way,
I wouldn't need the tal***
OR the Klonopin
Whatever is funny is subversive.
Every joke is ultimately a custard pie.
~ George Orwell
He who has provoked the lash of wit,
cannot complain that he smarts from it.
~ Boswell, "The Life of Johnson"
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